I Like The Log And The Pool

Every day it still blows my mind that I have created a small pocket where people can feel welcome and enjoy the stuff I write. It's really weird but in a good way and I'm really bad at expressing my feelings through text but I'm glad I make you guys feel welcome and have a space that's just for the fellas and my gender fluid/non binary pals because I get it, the fanfic community is dominated by fem reader stuff--- we are getting off topic.

It's also wild that I have made genuine friends because of this and like that's crazy because I came here thinking "oh I'm not going to have a lot of followers" because I came with the only motivation of wanting to share my writing and that hasn't changed at all but I'm now writing while not in a deep depression, I'm actually happy and im making money from doing this???? Like wow, insane.

It's been seven months and one accidental blog reset but I'm here and happier than ever.

Thanks guys

Disney: you can make your movie R-rated but their relationship can’t be explicitly gay

Ryan: oh don’t worry this is a totally platonic road trip buddy comedy

The movie: The poster says, “best friends come together”, there’s a meet cute ugly at a bar and Logan immediately assumes Wade is there to hook up with him (so does the bartender), Wade calls him baby boy, and angel baby, their road trip song is a rock ballad about being lonely and wanting to meet someone, the second act has the classic romcom miscommunication/fight, they’re having a heated fight to one of the most iconic love song duets ever, Wade says, “the Honda Odyssey fucks hard too bad you don’t” and Logan says, “oh we’re just getting started”, after that there’s a shot where car they're in is rocking back and forth for hours and then it cuts to them asleep the next morning, there’s a line about Wade having Logan’s dick in his mouth (spoken by Ryan’s daughter), there’s a scene where they’re looking at each other longingly through a window because they think Wade is about to die (even though Logan hated him yesterday), Wade is very clearly staring at Logan’s abs after his shirt explodes then makes him put on a shirt after he sees other people also looking, they save each others lives by holding hands to a Madonna song about blowjobs, Logan starts walking away until Wade calls after him and he stops like he’s about to turn around and run back and kiss him but the camera cuts off before he does, Wade introduces Logan to Al like a nervous teenager introducing his girlfriend to his mom, and the last shot is their masks sitting next to each other in their ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT

Disney: ok we have notes

Ryan: no.

The movie: *makes $1,000,000,000*

brainrot continues

jacob custos when the entire fandom praised him for being a cunt in the quarry:

great british twerk off contest in my room tonight!! andrew garfield, tom holland, joseph quinn, robert pattinson, and charlie cox come to claim your first place prize

do i look like your girlfriend? 

Stranger Things + textposts part 2/?

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝟏,𝟑𝟐𝟎 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭, 𝐓𝐎𝐈-𝟏𝟑𝟑𝟖 𝐛. 𝐀 𝐍𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞-𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝟔.𝟗 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐂𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐫, 𝐚 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧. 💫💗✨