My Middle School English Teacher: Chapter Uno
my middle school english teacher: chapter uno
so, back in sixth grade i had this english teacher. and OH BOY here we go again. so anyways these three girls would always bother him bc he was one of those laidback teachers who “couldn’t care less” spoiler: he cared a bit
anyways one day i walk into english class, put down my books, and wait for class to begin. also i was kind of on edge that day bc they said they were doing earthquake drills (keep in mind i was like a 3ft 12 yr old rn) and the p.a comes on just to say good morning to the students and I drop like a sack of potatoes. my best friend, who’s next to me, bursts out laughing bc shes mean like that and the teacher looks at me. he likes to make fun of my height. so hes like “oh look, i found a 2ft mushroom!” everyone laughs and i just sit there like a pathetic blob. then he’s like “ok now get up i dont want no poop stains in my classroom.” i refuse. i will not get up. you cannot make me. all these thoughts run through my head. then my best friend picks me up and says get up you stupid stupid child.
not that funny, im just still MADD that I DIDNT STAND FOR MYSELF LIKE CMON 2FT ME USE YOUR BRAIN YOU WON THE GOD DAMN SPELLING BEE WHY CANT U BE A LITTLE SMARTER
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ok in the end she did help me but STILL
Okay but THEM. Just them this is the entire post
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AND THEYRE IN THE FRONT ROW OMG 😭😭😭😭
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oh my gosh help
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Flunked…
❝ on wishes and comforts ❞
pairing: venti/reader (can be platonic?)
genre: fluff
summary: having him home is the best gift you could ever ask for.
warnings: none
you had forgotten, yet again but thankfully he hadn’t.
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hananene?!
oh no im so extra
“a story told about me from my best friends point of view”
so the other day me and this derp were in academic decathlon (im not going to explain that is basically like a huge competition of the brain) and we were in a meeting which is basically where we study for said competition. anyway, so she decides to give me some of her chips. and oh b o y herewego
i decide to give her a chip
she turns around and gives me a five minute presentation on why brown-ish chips are better than light-ish chips.
it lasted 5 minutes.
Tsuchigomori: Honorable No. 7, please stop shirking your duties to flirt with that girl.
Hanako: No❤️
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