Oh No Im So Extra

oh no im so extra

“a story told about me from my best friends point of view”

so the other day me and this derp were in academic decathlon (im not going to explain that is basically like a huge competition of the brain) and we were in a meeting which is basically where we study for said competition. anyway, so she decides to give me some of her chips. and oh b o y herewego

i decide to give her a chip

she turns around and gives me a five minute presentation on why brown-ish chips are better than light-ish chips.

it lasted 5 minutes.

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4 years ago

⭒ xiao, zhongli, albedo, and diluc with a touch-starved s/o ⭒

request for anon: Not the anon who requested it but your last post about a short s.o made me super soft! May I have hdcs about a s.o who’s touch-starved but stays distant bc they’re very scared of overstepping the boy’s boundaries and bothering them if they indulge in their need? For the same boys pls ^^

i’m so glad you liked the short s/o post! as someone who’s constantly touch-starved (I MISS MY PARTNERS) but too shy to ask for someone to hold me… it’s my time to shine again. i hope you enjoy these!

pairing: xiao, zhongli, albedo, and diluc x reader (separately)

characters: xiao, zhongli, albedo, diluc ragnvindr

genre: fluff

word count: 971

xiao

⋆ xiao will never admit it, but he’s also touch-starved.

⋆ he might see that you feel that way, but it’ll still take a while for him to do anything about it

⋆ if you explicitly ask xiao to hold your hand, hug you, touch you in any way, he’ll scoff and roll his eyes, but his arms are open as soon as you ask

⋆ but if you’re really unwilling to ask—you know how he is about humans and their human things, after all—then pray to the gods he’ll figure it out on his own

⋆ he does, eventually, asking you what has you so on edge and distant lately

⋆ you explain that you’ve been feeling touch-starved, and he responds with “why didn’t you ask for me?”

⋆ and then you explain that you didn’t want to bother him or possibly upset him

⋆ you hear him snort, and then he pulls you—a little more roughly than necessary—into his arms

⋆ he gets better at recognizing when you need him to hold you, and you work on asking him for help whenever you’re feeling touch-starved

⋆ he’ll give in whenever you ask, it just takes him a second to relax whenever either of you touches the other, because he’s truly not used to it

⋆ xiao will always claim it’s ridiculous that you’re so needy for physical contact, but you can tell he enjoys it. although his gaze is averted from yours, he always blushes lightly and pulls you even closer to him.

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4 years ago

hey may i request headcannons for jean, beidou, albedo and xiao (seperately) giving touched starved reader hugs and headpats pls? 👉👈 tysm if u decide to write this <3

Touch Starved

GN!reader feat. jean, beidou, albedo, xiao

genre: fluff

warnings: none [unedited]

Jean

you had always admired her work ethic, she put so much time and effort into every task given to her, it’s really hard not to respect something like that

but sometimes you just missed having her around

no matter how long you’ve known each other, she’s still so shy with expressing physical affection and it’s the cutest thing ever because you can see her mentally hyping herself before holding your hand

but i digress!

you realized it was going to be another late night for her when you came home to an empty bed

but rather than getting ready for bed, you turned around and went straight for the knights of favonius headquarters

“(y/n)?” she asks when you barge into her office

“jean, let’s go home please. i miss having you around and holding you in my arms!” you whine

she’s a bit taken back by how forward you’re being about this, you don’t miss the way her ears turn red

it takes a bit to convince her to call it quits for the night, but how is she going to say no to her s/o after they came all this way in the middle of the night for her sake?

when you’re both finally in bed, you cuddle up against her and to your surprise, she pulls you into a close hug against her chest

she’s praying that you don’t hear the way her heart is fluttering as she gently runs her hand through your hair

“thank you so much for coming to get me, i don’t think there’s anywhere else i’d rather be right now.”

Beidou

it was one of those rare instances where beidou wasn’t out on a sea voyage and you didn’t have your own responsibilities to focus on

you waited on the couch as she brought snacks for you guys to eat while the two of you caught each other up on everything

but something about seeing her in casual clothing, trying to balance all the snacks in her arms, made you realize how much you really had missed her

beidou places the snacks on the coffee table and laughs when she turns to see you on the couch with your open arms

“this isn’t funny,” you pout

but you really can’t help the way your lips curl into a smile when you hear that hearty laugh you loved so much

she’s so smug about this by the way, there’s absolutely no way she’s not teasing you

she’ll look down at you like “oh? asking so shamelessly are we now? i guess i can’t blame you for missing someone like me” or “wow (y/n) do you have a crush on me or something?”

you’ll have to pull her down and into your arms to stop her antics

with the jokes aside, she’ll tighten the hug and hide her blushy face against your neck because she knows that she’s missed you 10x more

since beidou refuses to let go of you now, you spend the rest of the afternoon in her arms as she pats your head and you guys share stories with each other

Albedo

seriously what is it with the work ethic of these people

also someone that has frequent late nights spent on doing work, a lot of the time you don’t even see him for few days

you’ve seen the wonders of his alchemy in person and you think it’s great, but you know what’s even better? actually being able to spend some time with your s/o

lucky for you, he was coming back home today and he would be staying for awhile

he always knew you were a more affectionate person than he was, but he doesn’t miss the tightness in your hug when he first returns home

albedo is more of a reserved person and many assume that means he’d be aloof, but he’s very attentive and not shy at all with showing you physical affection

throughout the day, he’d be pulling you into hugs, giving you headpats, and pressing gentle kisses everywhere

seeing the way your mood gradually improves definitely has him reflecting on how much time he’s spending away from you, he’ll make a point to try and talk with sucrose to arrange shorter trips to dragonspine

Xiao

he’s doing his best i swear

kinda like jean in the sense that he’s hyping himself up to make a move, but he doesn’t actually go through with it

he has a habit of freezing up or not returning any physical affection you give him

normally you would just continue to tease him about it as he blushes furiously (which you end up teasing him about too), but today you seemed a bit dejected when he became stiff after a hug from you

he definitely didn’t miss that change in your response

he could tell you were glancing at his arms every now and then, and he also understood why you weren’t saying anything

you had always been so patient with him when it came to this, you didn’t want him to feel forced to do it, but it does hurt after awhile of not getting the same affection back

xiao realizes that he needs to be putting in more effort to be meeting you halfway because he knows it’s unfair to you

“xiao what do you want to eat?” you ask, only to be met with silence

“xiao????” you turn around and see him standing at the doorway. he walks over to you and pulls you in for a sudden hug

he’s so blushy and you’re super giddy with happiness (a bit confused too). but it’s a really sweet hug and neither of you want it to stop

when you do pull away and he sees the smile on your face, he makes it a mission to keep it that way

expect a lot more of him showing physical affection and then getting super flustered as if he wasn’t the one to initiate it

he becomes an absolute dork under your smile

5 years ago

I GOT TICKETS IM LITERALLY SCREAMING ASKSKFKSKAMGNSKAKGKSKDKBKSKZKBKRKALVKFKSKSKALA

AND THEYRE IN THE FRONT ROW OMG 😭😭😭😭

4 years ago
I Call This “touch-starved Hanako Headcanon That Has Been The Only Thing I Have Thought About For Days,”
I Call This “touch-starved Hanako Headcanon That Has Been The Only Thing I Have Thought About For Days,”
I Call This “touch-starved Hanako Headcanon That Has Been The Only Thing I Have Thought About For Days,”
I Call This “touch-starved Hanako Headcanon That Has Been The Only Thing I Have Thought About For Days,”
I Call This “touch-starved Hanako Headcanon That Has Been The Only Thing I Have Thought About For Days,”
I Call This “touch-starved Hanako Headcanon That Has Been The Only Thing I Have Thought About For Days,”
I Call This “touch-starved Hanako Headcanon That Has Been The Only Thing I Have Thought About For Days,”
I Call This “touch-starved Hanako Headcanon That Has Been The Only Thing I Have Thought About For Days,”

I call this “touch-starved Hanako headcanon that has been the only thing I have thought about for days,” Part 1

5 years ago

my middle school english teacher: chapter uno

so, back in sixth grade i had this english teacher. and OH BOY here we go again. so anyways these three girls would always bother him bc he was one of those laidback teachers who “couldn’t care less” spoiler: he cared a bit

anyways one day i walk into english class, put down my books, and wait for class to begin. also i was kind of on edge that day bc they said they were doing earthquake drills (keep in mind i was like a 3ft 12 yr old rn) and the p.a comes on just to say good morning to the students and I drop like a sack of potatoes. my best friend, who’s next to me, bursts out laughing bc shes mean like that and the teacher looks at me. he likes to make fun of my height. so hes like “oh look, i found a 2ft mushroom!” everyone laughs and i just sit there like a pathetic blob. then he’s like “ok now get up i dont want no poop stains in my classroom.”  i refuse. i will not get up. you cannot make me. all these thoughts run through my head. then my best friend picks me up and says get up you stupid stupid child.

not that funny, im just still MADD that I DIDNT STAND FOR MYSELF LIKE CMON 2FT ME USE YOUR BRAIN YOU WON THE GOD DAMN SPELLING BEE WHY CANT U BE A LITTLE SMARTER

thanks for coming to my ted talk


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3 years ago

A Midnight Waltz

A Midnight Waltz

Dearest Guest, 

Our Esteemed Manager would like to formally invite you to our Ghost Hotel’s Septennial Ball this eve. We shall earnestly hope for your attendance.

- Ghost Hotel

A Midnight Waltz

HanaNene Ghost Hotel AU

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4 years ago

Hello! I'm new to tumblr and the requesting stuff (not even sure if i'm requesting on the right area rn hehe), but I've always associated Albedo and sunrises/sets and imagined how he looks when he's beautifully sunkissed.

Would it be okay to write about reader waking up in the morning to Albedo's face being sunkissed because of the sunrise and he wakes up, a bit Embarassed that you were staring at him. Thanks a bunch! I love your works and I read them all night last night before bed!

Hello! I'm New To Tumblr And The Requesting Stuff (not Even Sure If I'm Requesting On The Right Area

Synopsis: a beautiful sun kissed morning with albedo

Warnings: none

Game/ fandom: genshin impact

Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned

A/n: hello! Thank you for requesting! Don’t worry you did it right, and I’m so glad you like my works! Genuinely it means a lot to me, so I really hope you enjoy and have a great day! (Also I didn’t make him embarrassed cause I live for clingy/ smug albedo)

Hello! I'm New To Tumblr And The Requesting Stuff (not Even Sure If I'm Requesting On The Right Area

Mornings have always been your favorite after you started dating albedo. He was always super touchy in the morning, in fact it was the only time that he was this touchy. Always waking up holding you in some way, and some capacity.

But this morning seemed to be different. He was holding onto his pillow? Ah, that’s right he came back late last night, and being... well albedo he don’t want to risk waking you.

This was the first time you’ve seen him in the morning, asleep, and at this hour. He looked absolutely ethereal. The way his hair was disheveled, and over his shoulders. How the sun bounced off of his skin, shingling brightly and beautifully. His breathing slow and repetitive, he looked... beautiful.

So obviously you couldn’t help yourself from staring. You were staring for a while now, when albedo started waking up. The first thing he saw was your beautiful, love struck eyes. He opened his own eyes, and smiled when he saw you staring at him.

“Hm, morning love.” He said with a warm smile on his face. You felt your face heating up by the second, and especially when he started wrapping his arms around your waist, burying his face into your tummy. Your hands instantly went to his messy hair and started playing within the strands.

“So, how long have you been awake.” He said muffled into your stomach. “Hm... probably about 30 minutes at most” you said. “Mm... can we stay in bed a bit longer... if you don’t mind that is?” He said looking up at you with puppy dog eyes and a once in a lifetime smirk in his face. Oh hun he knew you were staring at him, plus how exactly could you say no to him?

Hello! I'm New To Tumblr And The Requesting Stuff (not Even Sure If I'm Requesting On The Right Area
5 years ago

Moonie anon

im confused??? but hello 💖💖

4 years ago

hananene?!

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    moniemonies reblogged this · 5 years ago

my melody my beloved

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