I Cannot Be Stopped, Unfortunately.

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

Rose: You wanna go to McDonald's, Lieutenant? I'll get you a happy meal? Izuru: Captain, I'm an adult. Rose: So you don't want apple slices and nuggets with a toy? Izuru: .. That would be nice, actually.

"Evidence that Pokémon once familiar to us have been spotted in the various dimensions linked together by Ultra Space, in the same way that Ultra Beasts have been spotted in our own dimension. Upon falling through an Ultra Wormhole, these Pokemon become bathed in a strange energy that seems to facilitate rapid changes and adaptations needed to survive in their new environments, among other speculated effects. We have dubbed them "dimensional forms," though internally we use the code name "ultra variant," or "UV" for short."

-Aether Report excerpt

It seems that when exposed to the bizarre lands of Ultra Space, Eevee's evolutions take on new forms. I wonder what other strange forms we have yet to see! More info coming soon!

*More detailed lore later, but as a brief explanation on each one's inspirations:

-Vaporeon: polluted water, plastic debris and its impact on animals, mutations, oil and water don't mix

-Jolteon: overcharged long boi, they run through the skies and leave lightning trails behind them

-Flareon: explosive smoke cloud and shrapnel

-Umbreon: black holes and new moons because of Ultra Megalopolis's darkness theme

-Espeon: wise and (slightly) wrinkly sphynx cat with a 3rd eye

-Leafeon: bulky and ferocious tiger, stripes inspired by beta Leafeon

-Glaceon: bleached coral and asymmetry

-Sylveon: shinto shrine maidens and shide (zigzag paper streamers)

girlies who like to collect friends and make ppl smile ✨💕🍭🦄

thank you @dijon-mayonnaise for this absolutely beautiful commission! ❤️

im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

You either die a ruthless king bringer of chaos, destruction and war all across the planet or live long enough to become a inn keeper I guess

I'm fucking crying man

what the hell is this dude’s problem