Random TWD Incorrect Quotes

Love that they’re wearing each other’s hair color on their ties. I adore them

Just some random Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes.

Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Tara:

Tara: Water you doing?

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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?

Reid: Swimming..

Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

JJ: Elephants.

Luke: Blocked.

Matt: Camels.

Luke: Extra blocked.

Garcia: Donkeys.

Luke: Ultra blocked.

Reid: That dick.

Luke: ...Followed.

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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

If MatPat exists in the MHA universe, do you think he’d have another channel called Quirk Theory? Or hero theory? If so then he’d be Izuku’s favorite YouTuber I think.

“But that’s just a theory..

A QUIRK THEORY”

Emily: Aaron and I are getting married!

Tara: Don’t share your personal problems with everyone else.

I want a Marvel fanfic of Peter Doing really mundane or domestic things with each of the avengers. Like getting breakfast with Natasha & Wanda, going grocery shopping Steve, working with Tony and Bruce. Just.. that. All the avengers somewhat adopt Peter, and that’s the fic!

Hotch: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Emily: It’s not a joke.

Emily: *sniffles*

Emily: I’m a legit snack.

Michonne: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Maggie: Daryl, probably.

Reid: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Garcia: How tall is Luke?

Reid: Around 5 feet and 8 inches.

Garcia: Then 5 feet and 8 inches

Thinking of Working on a fic (or really long oneshot) where Bakugou gets hit with a quirk and every night he sees an alternate universe where him and Midoriya are together. Idk what Au's to use besides fantasy, Quirkless and maybe monster.