Extremely funny, actually, because I just remembered half of Batman’s villains literally have PhDs
Damian: Father, I am retiring Robin, I am halting vigilante activities completely
Bruce: oh thank god, I approve So Much you have NO idea-
Damian: instead I'm becoming a doctor
Bruce: what
SUPERNOVA *blinds u w 20 tornadoes*
Damian Wayne goes to medical school to become a doctor and IMMEDIATELY the rouge gallery tries to indoctrinate him into being evil.
It’s not even that they know he’s Robin, it’s just that they think it’d be hilarious if they made Brucie Wayne’s son evil.
see him schmoove
Got back into reading fanfiction again, here are some (more) of my favourite dadneto/magneto family fanfics;
(will be adding to the list)
Every cloud has a silver lining (and a scarlet one) // 53851 words // 10 chapters - https://archiveofourown.org/works/37596463/chapters/93843133
To the stars who listen… // 91686 words // 20 chapters // Magneto (xmen apocalypse) fic - https://archiveofourown.org/works/31485110/chapters/77883419
The Night Shift // 30113 words // 7 chapters // dadneto — https://archiveofourown.org/works/33331009/chapters/82772923
Edge of Nineteen // 4900+ words // 4 chapters - https://archiveofourown.org/works/29933331/chapters/73678035
The Witch's Vindication // 41433 words // 17 chapters // xmen evolution fanfic — https://archiveofourown.org/works/23212645/chapters/55570771
The Adventures Of Young Peter Maximoff // 35071 words // 13 chapters — https://archiveofourown.org/works/23684482/chapters/56861197
Twin Troubles // 26k+ words // 9 chapters — https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12423578/1/Twin-Troubles
The beginning of something familiar // 10k+ words // 5 chapters — https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11955883/1/The-Begining-of-Something-Familiar
Late Again // 132498 words // 19 chapters — https://archiveofourown.org/works/7082626/chapters/16097917
Five Times Quicksilver Doesn’t Tell Magneto He’s His Son and the One Time He Does // 11855 + words // 6 chapters — https://archiveofourown.org/works/19247407/chapters/45770434
Tiny Terrors // 26144 words // 9 chapters - https://archiveofourown.org/works/32943280/chapters/81760546
Peter Maximoff v Life, Terrorists, & Awkward Family Conversations // 13764 words // 1 chapter — https://archiveofourown.org/works/6890533?view_adult=true
Reverse Star Wars // 8k+ words // 7 chapters - https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11956321/1/
Infinite Variations of a Summer Day // 76,953 words // 12 chapters - https://archiveofourown.org/works/30764972/chapters/75935630?view_adult=true
No Escape from Reality // 73,360 words // 15 chapters, unfinished - https://archiveofourown.org/works/35173735/chapters/87638068
One Right Choice // 17,299 words // 1 chapter // Erik and baby peter xmen first class au - https://archiveofourown.org/works/59433112
Running After You // 56,300 words // 7 chapters // after xmen apocalypse - https://archiveofourown.org/works/34489732/chapters/85839349
Disintegration // 51,258 words // 17 chapters - https://archiveofourown.org/works/58069000/chapters/147837067
i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
whats going on with miku
dead
Stupid silly bastard I miss him sm...
You gotta love Damian, man.
Bro's family is falling apart, his house is gone, his siblings won't talk to his father, he is fresh out of grandfathers, and he's alone with a Father that doesn't understand him and forces him to go to a school where they bully him...
And mf is like 'Fuck this shit, I'm reading Naruto'