Latest Posts by moonlit-manticore - Page 3
I just ordered two necklaces off the internet and I think my bank is gonna freeze my card because this is the second biggest purchase I've ever made next to my $120 GameStop spree after my first paycheck
I base my growth and maturity on how many of the chocolates in an assorted box I'm willing to eat
I'm smart in the streets. What? You wanna know what I'm like in the sheets? Nah nah nah sister! You're not gettin me to no secondary location!
I'm bored
You spend time putting thoughts into your jokes and get moderate notes, and then you make one fucking horse plinko joke and everyone loses their shit
The fun thing about anxiety is I can't tell if I'm sick or if it's just the normal urge to puke from all the stress
Is it just me, or are dentists the hot people of the doctor world?
News Years Resolution! Survive.
You're not gonna believe it.
I made not one, but two new friends! I'm fucking ecstatic.
A concerning amount of words in my phone try to autocorrect themselves to be fully capitalized
actively sabotaging myself by rearranging my playlist to play songs in an order that I know will have me break down in tears in a matter of minutes
I've been peer pressured into auditioning for my school's play.
The ineffable and unrelenting urge to make Mac and cheese at ungodly hours of the morning
Sometimes I forget I have long hair and I think there's a bug crawling on my neck
We should play Castle Crashers together some time
Anybody got a fucking clue what's going on right now?
*sound of my psyche shattering into a billion pieces*
Can everything just like... Slow down for a minute? Like I'm over here trynna get my shit together and the ever continuous flow of the universe isn't helping.
Sometimes I gotta force myself to think I'm the main character because if I just lay in bed all day my ratings will plummet.
Go to bed please and thank you.
I have eaten an uncanny amount of bread in the last 24 hours and I have no intention of stopping.
Spooky Day
It has occurred to me that the existence of a local raging bisexual implies that there are also state and federal level raging bisexuals
One time I went to a concert. It has all been downhill from there.
Sometimes I get this big stupid grin on my face and I fucking live for that feeling
My manager likes to ask me really confusing and mildly vague questions and so one day I decided to ask one back and so I said, "What are your thoughts on antidisestablishmentarianism?" and he sat there for a second before giving me three very well thought out paragraphs of his stance on antidisestablishmentarianism. I have never been so destroyed and defeated.
A lot of people complimented my #1 Dad socks today and I appreciate that more than they will ever know