Here’s A Good One:

there’s this little used book store like 5 min from my house and I just got my drivers license… I fear that this combination of events could have disastrous consequences

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

blorbo is running circles around my brain and i can’t. fucking. catch it.

HURRY HURRY YOU GOT MY HEAD IN SUCH A FLURRY F L U R R Y

here take this stupid meme i made instead of doing my homework

Extreme, promotes self-harm, kinda basic

Exciting, a bit mysterious, implies an overabundance of faithful and disposable minions

Whenever i hear the phrase “just in case” i think of some super white over-the-top 60’s comic book superhero named Justin Case with a stupid ass tagline line like “Justin Case is on the case!”

Physically you can hurt only your characters. Emotionally you can hurt both your characters and your readers

if u could have any superpower what would u chose

shapeshifting. easy

you ever want to experience time warping and shifting and getting generally fucked up, then get really invested in an art piece and dont look at the clock until you’re done

Being a cashier/in any industry where you have to interact with random strangers is W I L D because the most drop-dead gorgeous person on earth will just walk up and order a sandwich then casually stroll out like they haven’t redefined your definition of divinity