Morallygreymf - Starts Beatboxing

I'm a slut but metaphorically

Just painted my toenails, feeling good.

JESSE WE NEED TO GO ALASKAN CRAB FISHING

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

We shall start, of course, with the obvious: Stringray!

Followed neatly by pufferfish!

gila monster skull (shh they are sleeping)

moving on to flamingos bc they have so little to work with but they stretch it so far

veiled chameleon skull (plus art by Elena Barbieri so you comprehend the importance of the sclerotic ring bone!) (bc some eyes have bones! some eyes have bones and that is so so valid)

love us a good old-fashioned mole

the tucan, always a fun classic

in conclusion, a few dainty gibbon skeletons to calm you soul, bc why the heck not <3

(yes the last one is a real vintage postcard sold in real Natural History Museum gift shops, before for some reason they reconsidered this marketing decision)

someone please be a teenage dirtbag with me I just want to vibe

*me from the outside of the window of HHM, punding on the glass, desperately trying to get Howards attention*

"HOWARD! HOWARD! DONT GO TO JIMMYS AND KIMS APARTMENT TONIGHT! DONT DO IT!"

If bcs was real and I was a time traveler, I’d probably do the same tbh, but it won’t work cause his mind is too occupied with Jimmy and his shenanigans

imagine being useful and having a purpose

DO NOT “Sit and relax, it violates the first amendment” THE KOSA OR ANY OTHER BILL. THE GOVERNMENT HAS IGNORED AMENDMENTS BEFORE. CALLING REPRESENTATIVES AND SUCH IS THE WAY TO MAKE THESE BILLS NOT PASS.