Ok So Take That Scene From John Carpenter’s The Thing Except The Thing Is A Vampire And They’re Taking

helen…. i missed you……..

that’s it that’s the post

i had a dream that there was a 5th theory channel called the snack theorists

also there was a network of ripoff channels where their primary branding was a popsicle for some reason?

the channels were like “game popsicle” “style popsicle” “snack popsicle”

what am i supposed to do with this

i think i’m gonna like it here

hey wait a second why was there so much static at the beginning of the ep?

guys i need more magnus right now LIKE RIGHT NOW FUCK

SAAAAAAM!!!!

georgie honey i love you but nobody who is even tangentially related to the archives cast should not be allowed anywhere near an infant

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

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snake food (presumably) implies they didn’t want to assume that somebody wasn’t just fucking munching on whole frozen mice

the biggest takeaway from episode 6 is that i want a 40 minute sound bite of alice humming soft lullabies to help me sleep at night