May You Reign The Kingdom Of God With An Iron Fist And Fill The Skies With Endless Potato Farms 👑

techno & swinub for good ol times sake

FAIRY AU FAIRY AU FAIRY AU

“Not all men” yeah, you’re right. Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Gimli, son of Gloin, Legolas, son of Thranduil, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Peregrin “Pippin” Took, Meriadoc “Merry” Brandybuck and dare I say Boromir would never.

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

Peter: Nice rock.

James: Thanks, Regulus gave it to me.

Regulus: I threw it at you!

James: Aren't they the sweetest?

Dís, talking to Bilbo: You see, on their own they can be tolerable, rational even.

Dís: *gesturing at the company in general* Collectively, however, they have the intelligence of a sack of bricks.

he's judging you

Shopping in Finland with Google Translate be like...

This too is the modern au vison

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update