Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.
Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way
*three hunters at night*
Legolas: i love you Gimli
Gimli: yeah, i love you too
*silence*
Legolas: we both love you as well, Estel
Aragorn: thanks, i was starting to feel left out
— — — —
Bard: you know, i wish you would just admit that you made a mistake
Thranduil, stirring his coffee with passion: i PREFERE it with salt
— — — —
Pippin, excited: hey Boromir, we made you a friendship bracelet!
Merry, also excited: *showing boromir a very ugly, yet made with love bracelet*
Boromir: Yeah, you know… i’m not really jewellery person…
Pippin: oh… it’s okay…
Merry: it’s fine, you don’t have to wear it…
Boromir: No. I’m gonna wear it forever, back off.
— — — —
Legolas: whoops-
Aragorn: whoops? WHOOPS? We are far past the ‘whoops’ situation! ‘Whoops’ is but a distant speck in the review mirror! We are firmly in the ‘oh fuck’ territory and i expect you to ACT LIKE IT!!
Phelzah no
Uhhh something something Phil constantly wearing flowers and perfumes to cover the scent of death on his skin
ok but like. there are two different types of privilege. there's type a "everybody should have this, but some people don't" and type b "nobody should have this, but some people do"
there's having parents who can pay for your application to any college, and then there's having parents who can bribe your way into any college. there's owning your own home, and then there's owning 50 houses and getting rich off hoarding a vital resource. there's not fearing for your life whenever cops are around, and then there's being the cop and being allowed to murder anyone at any time.
idk i just feel like that's an important distinction to make.
Part 1 of my gift for @feyscape as a part of the @voicesfortheblade charity event! The whole this is 8 pages :)
Part 1 / coming soon
I WAY underestimated how hard writing a comic would be! I hope it will be worth the wait
my character refs!
Dís, talking to Bilbo: You see, on their own they can be tolerable, rational even.
Dís: *gesturing at the company in general* Collectively, however, they have the intelligence of a sack of bricks.
∆ ace ∆ maybe aro, idk ∆ nonbinary ∆ any pronouns!!! ∆ i want to be a streamer one day, but now I'm just trying to copy ∆ ∆ feel free to interact ∆ ∆ i like minecraft, fantasy and oddities ∆
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