Bilbo; A Good Romance Starts With A Good Friendship! Thorin; And A Bad Romance Starts With A Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah,

Molly: Spellcasters hate this fact, but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they’re casting a spell with a verbal component, it’s literally more effective than a counter spell

Molly: this also works by pinning their hands against the wall when they’re trying to use somatic components

Molly: Basically, if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall, the spellcaster can’t do anything

Fjord:

Fjord: and might I ask how you discovered this?

Caleb, very red: *takes a step backward*

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If you're having a hard time, have some cozy reminders from the fellowship today ❤️

Remember to eat today!

Walking outside is good for you! It's a nice recharge!

Laugh and be 'Merry'!

Maybe switch off for a while and read a book?

Take a moment to breathe when life has you constantly running.

You are brave everyday.

With time and patience you will get where you need to be.

You got this because you're a badass!!

I came to tumblr again with new account (after tumblr decided randomly that I'm a bot (I'm just afraid to talk to people dude, the reason that i didn't post anything was my social anxiety)) specifically to talk about Bound SMP (maby not only??? idk) so, im so far on episode 11, so far looks good

it always confused why everyone would arrive at bilbo’s house separately if they all traveled to the shire together but then i realized. that trick gandalf pulls on beorn. where he has everyone come in slowly instead of all at once. its the same thing hes doing to bilbo.

now the question remains: is this gandalf’s go-to plan when trying to make someone okay with having 13 dwarves in their house, or does he view bilbo and beorn as both uniquely unhinged individuals who need to be handled like a wild animal that could bite at any minute? i need to Know

*sniffs u sniffs u sniffs u sniffs u sniffs u sniffs u sni*

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 5, this time you get five

Boromir: i was raised as an only child

Boromir: it was honestly kinda unfair towards my brother

— — — —

Orc: i have one of your sons!

Aragorn: which one? we have four.

Orc: uh— the annoying one, constantly talking and asking about food?

Boromir: …

Aragorn: …

Boromir: which one? we have four.

— — — —

Three hunters moment

Gimli and Legolas: in our defence, we were left unsupervised

Gandalf: wasn’t Aragorn there with you?

Aragorn: …

Aragorn: so in my defence, i was also left unsupervised—

— — — —

Thorin: and what did I tell you about breaking the rules!?

Kili and Fili: how uncle, you toLD US HOW!

— — — —

Gimli: this i a stupid idea, what are you like five?

Legolas: yeah, five heads taller than you

Gimli: …

Legolas: …

Gimli: …

Legolas: nononono wait don’t walk away!!

GUYS GUYS LOOK AT IT RIGHT NOOOOWWWWW

GAST BABY ITS THE LITTLE GUUYYYYYY

Look at the ugly ahh fit it got on. Do not ever let it dress itself again

General Targg is dad shaped, change my mind.