Thorin Would Call Bilbo And Frodo His Sun And Star

Bagginshield: *hug* Kili: Damn, these bitches gay Fili: Good for them, good for them

60 years later

Frodo: *kisses Sam on the forehead* Merry: Damn, these bitches gay Pippin: Good for them, good for them

Dís, talking to Bilbo: You see, on their own they can be tolerable, rational even.

Dís: *gesturing at the company in general* Collectively, however, they have the intelligence of a sack of bricks.

Peter: Nice rock.

James: Thanks, Regulus gave it to me.

Regulus: I threw it at you!

James: Aren't they the sweetest?

Smaug and Bilbo girltalk be like:

“And I once caught them trying to make off with my silver spoons!”

“MAKING OFF WITH YOUR TREASURE?!

H A N G. T H E M.”

“Well that would be just awful, wouldn’t it?”

“SO TOO IS GOING WITHOUT YOUR SILVER SPOONS.”

I EMBROIDERED FISH ON MY SHIRT

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