Fic!Techno Being Immune To The Egg Because "The Voices Are Worse" Will Never Not Be Funny. Like Yeah,

IV DONE IT

I know my science sides been kinda dead but I was getting so frustrated trying to differentiate all artistes 'avians'

...that's it, please use freely and don't feel the need to credit me, JUST USE.

It'll be fun to see arrests look at their avian OCS and going *That's you bud! See?*

Adding this because I forgor

Fic!Techno being immune to the Egg because "The Voices are worse" Will never not be funny. Like yeah, you might be an all powerful mind controlling alien egg, but you can never compete with EEEEEE

I was rewatching the hobbit for the fiftieth time probably and every time they do a close up of Thorins face his eyes seem to have eyeliner or eye shadow or some kind of makeup. It could be just the lighting but this spurred me into imagining dwarrows wearing war paint. And then, unless they have a mirror, they would need help from other people to put it on so imagined this wholesome scene with Fili and Kili!

“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?

Sylph is the type of person to roll up to a hair stylist, show a picture of a literal birb and say "i wanna look like that"

And then they look really cool about it

bilbo; a good romance starts with a good friendship! thorin; and a bad romance starts with a ra-ra-ah-ah-ah, roma roma-ma.

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 6? is it six? might be six. i kinda forgot i left it in wips, sry

Gandalf: we need a plan

Gandalf: *points at Merry and Pippin* no explosions

Gandalf: *points at Gimli* no cursing towards elves

Gandalf: *points at Legolas* absolutely no using a shield as a fucking snowboard

Gandalf: *points at Aragorn* preferably no falling down the cliff

Gandalf: *points at Boromir* you just better be happy to still be there so stay quiet in the back, will you?

Gandalf: *points at Sam and Frodo* and we don’t sacrifice ourselves!

Gandalf: you know what, I will do the planning

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Boromir, having no idea about geography of Middle-Earth past Rohan: so… you live in Mirkwood?

Legolas: so first of all, my father lives in Mirkwood

Legolas: I tend to live in the moment

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Gandalf: so, what was your plan precisely?

Aragorn: Pretty much save everyone and come home unharmed?

Gandalf: plan, Aragorn, p l a n, not a fucking wishlist!

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Just some random cook at Edoras: any allergies?

Éowyn: weak-willed men and cowards!

Éomer: and hazelnuts. she’s allergic to hazelnuts.

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Boromir: as your adoptive older brother I will absolutely not allow you to do this stupid, immature thing…

Merry & Pippin: :((

Boromir: …alone

Boromir: and we don’t tell Faramir until we need to be bailed out of citadel’s jail

Boromir: Today I realised I'm old Aragorn: What happened? Boromir: I slipped and fell on something and instead of laughing, Merry came running to see if I was ok Aragorn: Boromir: I saw fear in his eyes

Sylph & Ava about Vast and his crop top

wings are a thot trait