"have Some Shame, You Don't Even Have A Boyfriend, Even The Loser And Nerds Do These Days-"

Regulus *coming home from the market*: I swear when I get my hands on that imbecile!

James: whoa, hey, what's wrong??

Regulus *hysterical*: That rat bastard!

James *concerned now*: Hey, whoever he is, he'll pay, but who exactly are we-

Regulus: That bitch stole the last pomegranate at the market!

James:

James *quietly*: right....right...totally justified...rat bastard...

Alright, prefacing with I am a foot enjoyer myself and I do like the art a lot, but seeing the Drow being gay with Astarion's foot made me suddenly imagine if Astarion was ticklish and the Drow tried for a lick and got kicked in the head out of reflex.

Yeah LOL

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 6? is it six? might be six. i kinda forgot i left it in wips, sry

Gandalf: we need a plan

Gandalf: *points at Merry and Pippin* no explosions

Gandalf: *points at Gimli* no cursing towards elves

Gandalf: *points at Legolas* absolutely no using a shield as a fucking snowboard

Gandalf: *points at Aragorn* preferably no falling down the cliff

Gandalf: *points at Boromir* you just better be happy to still be there so stay quiet in the back, will you?

Gandalf: *points at Sam and Frodo* and we don’t sacrifice ourselves!

Gandalf: you know what, I will do the planning

— — — — —

Boromir, having no idea about geography of Middle-Earth past Rohan: so… you live in Mirkwood?

Legolas: so first of all, my father lives in Mirkwood

Legolas: I tend to live in the moment

— — — — —

Gandalf: so, what was your plan precisely?

Aragorn: Pretty much save everyone and come home unharmed?

Gandalf: plan, Aragorn, p l a n, not a fucking wishlist!

— — — — —

Just some random cook at Edoras: any allergies?

Éowyn: weak-willed men and cowards!

Éomer: and hazelnuts. she’s allergic to hazelnuts.

— — — — —

Boromir: as your adoptive older brother I will absolutely not allow you to do this stupid, immature thing…

Merry & Pippin: :((

Boromir: …alone

Boromir: and we don’t tell Faramir until we need to be bailed out of citadel’s jail

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(24th of January 2022)

Sirius and Regulus arguing Part 3

Sirius: You're a momma's (referring to Effie) boy

Regulus: You're a selfish prick

Sirius: You're an entitled princess

Regulus: You're old

Sirius: *Offended laughter* You wanna go there? Alright. You're short!

Regulus: (ಠᗝಠ)

Sirius: ( •̀ᴗ•́ )

Regulus: REMUS LIKES ME MORE THAN YOU!!

Sirius:

this is the stray I have been helping tame for weeks

His name is Sherbert

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Source | Day 118