I Can't Unsee It. General Targg Is A Honey Badger.

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

was cleaning up my files and then saw this sketch from back when i was in dadnoblade brainrot

I was rewatching the hobbit for the fiftieth time probably and every time they do a close up of Thorins face his eyes seem to have eyeliner or eye shadow or some kind of makeup. It could be just the lighting but this spurred me into imagining dwarrows wearing war paint. And then, unless they have a mirror, they would need help from other people to put it on so imagined this wholesome scene with Fili and Kili!

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

Made an arcane fan animation hehe

Dance-like grace and then Sylph zooms around the room like hyperactive cat who just sniffed an entire field of catnip, but with the wings

Someone: Avians have natural physical prowess and a dance-like grace.

Various songs of crashing, things clanging against each other and something heavily colliding with the floor.

Someone: Oh, hi Virgil.