Athena: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Odysseus: We're chopsticks!
Athena: Well... that's cute!
Telemachus: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Penelope: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
I did a thing!
(I genuinely can't tell if it's trash or not ðŸ˜)
This is such a a shit picture
Mmmm swords and titties
Emancipated duels. Photo by Pavel Kurmilev
Baroness Lubinska who presided over the famous duel between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg in 1892, insisted that the duelists remove their clothing above their waists to avoid infection in the event that a sword pushed clothing into the wound it caused. Being a doctor, the baroness had seen many instances of septic infection in soldiers for this very reason throughout her years of medical training.
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He was so real for this
The Sapphic need to say: "I can't go out tonight boys. Me and my old lady have plans~" and then I waggle my eyebrows. The plans are watching sad movies and cuddling our seven dogs and five cats.
Now tell me he wouldn't do that
Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.
The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.
Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.
A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"
wait glitch is announcing a new show?
WAIT IT’S 2D ANIMATED?