A Trapdoor Girlie With A Decorated Door... She Likes Having Her Place All Prettied Up

obsessed

"okay odysseus roll for charisma" "thats uh- a 1." "wait can i roll too?" "uh? yeah sure penelope go ahead" "NAT 20!"

I feel like we're gonna need these

i hauve a cold

If ya'll ain't listening to Jesse Welles what are you doing?

The Sapphic need to say: "I can't go out tonight boys. Me and my old lady have plans~" and then I waggle my eyebrows. The plans are watching sad movies and cuddling our seven dogs and five cats.

Just discovered Telemachus' name means "far off battle"

FUCKING FAR OFF????

Just throw me overboard

Stab a politician day!!!!

Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.

The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.

Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.

A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"