Original Comic By Rasenth

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

I feel like we're gonna need these

"okay odysseus roll for charisma" "thats uh- a 1." "wait can i roll too?" "uh? yeah sure penelope go ahead" "NAT 20!"

i think a 7 year old girl could kill any transphobe. imagine telling a 7 year old girl she's not as strong as the boys around her because she's a girl, she'd rip your organs out in less than a second. have you ever seen what happens when a teacher says "i need a strong boy to carry this thing"?? have you never seen a small child carry four times her body weight with a smile on her face just to spite someone???? i think kids should be allowed to kill tbh

i love when he baby

This is the plot of Beauty and the Beast

Lol jk just found out my "mutual" was some random artist trying to sell commissions 😞

Like get that bag but don't try to be my friend about it?

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!