Do you ever get really depressed or stressed and want really rough gross sex as a coping mechanism or are you normal
CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS FOR SNACKS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING ABLE TO SHARE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE WITH THEM
Sorry I was born to be a hot lesbian trophy wife I literally don’t make the rules here
Giving her little star stickers as a reward every time she cums for me
too real :(
Ovulation horny is CRAZY I need to be chained up like a werewolf rn
taking applications for girls who will let me be mean to them in the nicest way possible <3
“such a pretty thing.. begging for my strap like the little slut you are.”
the rumors are true, I like torturing brats until they become a dripping wet whimpering mess for me
i’m so obsessed with this 6 seconds of an eminem freestyle it’s not even funny
A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
is it me or like, have movies been getting worse?????
some of you bitches are crazy af and into some nasty shit; Where is your dignity? Your self-respect? Your number? Whats your address? You free tonight?
me after topping: was i good? did i do good? did you feel good? did i actually give you pleasure? and make you feel really good?? omg are you gonna masturbate thinking about it??? am i good?
There’s a reason why we feel lonely even though we aren’t alone. It’s because loneliness is not about how many friends we have or how many people are in the room with us. It’s a disconnection from others. Being social doesn’t cure loneliness, loneliness comes when there is not a single person close enough to see past the illusion to who we really and what we really feel inside.
my predictions for the minecraft movie:
alex is gonna be that one “badass strong girl” and have no personality outside of it
actually nobody is gonna have a personality
“there’s only one person who could’ve done this… herobrine.” *DRAMATIC MUSIC*
half of the plot is basically just captainsparklez’s fallen kingdom saga
and the other half is those minecraft isekai books by mark cheverton (did anyone else read that as a kid)
mumbo jumbo will be there with no explanation
coming to terms with how bad the minecraft movie looks. I'm going to need a minute.