when a girl is sitting on your face and you get the underside of the titties and the soft tummy view.. I am thinking thoughts
to win my heart, you must defeat the 3 evils known as Fear of abandonment, Constant reassurance, and Clingy beyond reason
Lesbian bases be like
1st base: sharing deep seated sexual preferences
2nd base: confession of love
3rd base: first date
Gentle reminder to put her over your lap, smack her ass, and rub her pussy through the panties
girl you've been running through my mind all day
I’ll do my best to draw whatever is at the end of the line 👍
you’re too busy being a dungeon master at your d&d game when you could be mastering my dungeon instead (i’m talking about my pussy)
my gender is bad porn parodies of horror movies
i’m ready to just give into my whore ways and fuck the next person who offers
femmes leaving their lipstick marks all over their mascs/butches… ARGHHH on the corner of their lips, cheek, jawline, neck, collarbone. like yes please let me show off to everyone how much I love every inch of you.
Feeling so much stress and horror about the current state of the world and how difficult it is to get by lately and my job has me so horrifically depressed every day i go in and then on top of everything i go to bed alone every night and always have 😞
"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly
ⓘ This user is desperate for hot makeout sessions w inappropriate touching
Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed
real
Non-autistics living with autistics:
They keep eating the same freaking food and it frustrates me so much! We can't have the "big scary light" on just lamps everywhere! Even when I try to find peace by doing stuff with them they just ignore me and do whatever they want. They can't even do the simplest of things like go with me to the grocery store every week! How do people expect them to survive in society??
Autistics living together:
So as long as we get my 10 packets of this really specific food, and some snacks, I'll be okay. Also is it cool if you go to the grocery store? I can clean the bathroom since thats bad sensory for you and the store is bad sensory for me. Can you turn on the lamp instead of the big light? It gives me a headache. Thanks man. Yea I'll unplug the TV for you since you can hear the high pitched noise. Do you want to do two separate things in the same room as bonding again this evening? Thats my favorite part of the day too.
am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me
she may not be a lesbian in canon, but she is a lesbian in my heart
Like the film Ratatouille I too can be controlled easily by pulling my hair
Men DNI
omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out
i need to breed you with my thick strap, bring you to cum over and over, while i listen to your cute pathetic little whines. i love watching my baby squirm around knowing your pussy is so sensitive and just begging for another orgasm.
big fan of when stuff is the color green
Good boy
I just wanna hold him, jerk his dick while he’s sucking on my tiddy, and make him cum a lot 🥰🥰🤍 like a lot a lot