Nobody:

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well now it has 3 likes

im so popular 

scientists have proven that if u make ur post look like its from tumblr it will be five times more likely to become popular

ples love me I barely talk to anyone on here 

Hating kids

ok so I don’t get this trend of “hating kids”. It’s all over social media, everyone talks about how disgusting and annoying kids are and that kids are their “pet peeves” and so on. Let me talk about this once and for all.

It’s ok:

- not to want kids of your own - not wanting a career that involves kids - not wanting to spend lots of time with kids of family/ friends -feeling uncomfortable when being surrounded by kids

It’s NOT OK:

-to be rude or showing that you’re annoyed to kids or parents. It’s hurtful and makes people (big or small) feel bad about themselves and their families - talk to kids like they’re stupid. Kids quickly pick up on things and it messes with their self-esteem -to be a dick and talk shit about kids. Other people might not share your opinion and get hurt -expose kids to inappropriate language/ tv/ etc just because you don’t care

please remember:

-that you were a kid once too -that kids have done nothing wrong and the hate is growing within yourself -if you work with kids or in a school, being annoyed and rude to them will make them hate school and possibly screw with their future -working with kids in general if you don’t like them -that everyone has to be a kid in order to grow and become an educated adult -that there are old people that are probably annoyed by you and your actions and noises as well -that all kids are different and deserve to be treated as beautiful individuals -that all kids deserve a smile back, a friendly ear and help if they ask you to.

Don’t be a dick to kids, it’s not cool

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Pink Velvet Cake

People with my name but with a “y” should be banished 

Reminder

Somewhere out there is a person with your name, except it’s spelled with a “y” and they just can’t figure out why you don’t spell your name right.

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

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