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Breathe.

Progress under the cut

“Stop calling wrightworth old men they’re only 24-32″ you don’t understand, when we call them old men it has nothing to do with age. 

Miles Edgeworth was an old man at 9 years old. He dresses like a 17th century vampire. He deadass uses a phone in his office from the 19th century. He talks like he’s in a dickens novel. His hobby is drinking tea and playing chess with himself. Phoenix Wright canonically doesn’t know how to use a computer. Despite ostensibly being a millennial he’s used the same Nokia phone for the last 15 years that’s now held together with packaging tape. He complains about his back aching and calls people 7 years his junior kids.  It’s about the mindset. The personality. On all levels except physical they are old fogeys 

i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

I find it hard to call Holmes and Watson by their first names because. Like. They aren’t my friends. They’re my strange little creatures that I observe in their little environment with a magnifying glass.

So was anyone going to tell me that there’s an official Frogwares video that goes full BDSM on Sherlock or was I supposed to find out by myself on their Discord???

That parental advisory label is there for a reason btw.

Bad Decision

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

sorry i cant hang out tomorrow im celebrating the death of a 2123 year old roman politician with a bunch of psychos on tumblr. yeah its gonna be all day

This edition of Watson's Sketchbook Holmes's case observations on the case of THE BLANCHED SOLDIER; an elementary, if instructive case.