@cactisays This Means I'm Immortal And Can Do Whatever I Want With Zero Consequences

Art fight attack on @snippit-crickit ! Titled this "orbital sunrise", after the phenomenon depicted loosely in the background. I love this character and was very excited to see you on AF this year so I had an excuse to draw him!

@cactisays you are quite scintillating <3

In case anyone’s having a bad day, here’s a collection of Holmes complimenting Watson in canon:

“Excellent, Watson!”

“Dr Watson is my friend and partner.”

“Would you go in, Watson? Your appearance inspires confidence.”

“Watson, you are a British Jury, and I never met a man more eminently fitted to represent one.”

“Dr Watson is the very soul of discretion.”

“Brilliant, Watson!”

“Capital, Watson!”

“Very good, Watson.”

“Exactly, my dear Watson!”

“Brilliant, Watson. You are scintillating this morning.”

“Good, Watson, good!”

“You look the same blithe boy as ever!”

“Watson has some remarkable characteristics of his own.”

“Indeed an ideal helpmate.”

“With your natural advantages, Watson, every lady is your helper and accomplice.”

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

Sherlock Holmes should never be the narrator. Never ever ever ever ever. For many obvious storytelling and consistency reasons, but also because when he's the one narrating, he loses all his mystique.

"I'm going to tell you a story that was suuuuper interesting but oddly enough Watson never wrote about. Oh, that's right! It's because this happened when he abandoned me for his wife, the only selfish action he's ever taken. Anyway a client walked in with stern, blue eyes and a strong jaw line - I only care for the necessary facts, btw - and he told me all about how much he loves his best friend and he's going to the ends of the Earth to find his best friend--"

Like oh my god SHUT UP you MAJOR LOSER I can't believe I modeled my life after you

Its Buff French Sherlock Hound™ for your viewing pleasure

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Sometimes a family is a man, his boyfriend and 10,000 bees