“I Wouldn’t Call It That”

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Truth

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

Incorrect quotes to use (im updating when i get new ones)

- [ ] Stop sending me weird videos of babies heard

- [ ] Dont be clickin into your intestines prople

- [ ] Taylor swift won the super bowl

- [ ] You’ve been corrupted by your mother

- [ ] I need to be 14 to work I’m 8

- [ ] sheep fur

- [ ] Oh, you tricked me worm

- [ ] Jeff bezos did this to us

- [ ] Let me grab my other hairless testicle

- [ ] Trumpet the cowards trombone

- [ ] Like some genital pirate

- [ ] They’re basically sad little flesh turtles that tun hide and scream

- [ ] Go abed go before people sex/sext eachother

- [ ] Where did your right eyeball go?

It tends to disappear.

- [ ] Dont put it on my head go back to you

- [ ] Boonie the poo

- [ ] Shout shell

- [ ] Fine you hit me i take the child

- [ ] They’re holding me hostage, man

- [ ] My mommy paid for me

- [ ] My bottles. Im sorry im a recovering alcoholic that’s not really recovering

- [ ] I have a boyfriend

- [ ] He was like inside of you

nice.

- [ ] She is like 3 feet tall how did she get up there

- [ ] What in the assblaster is this

- [ ] *rolls on back* aaaagghhgghgggf

- [ ] Is this futhermucker anomalous how does he keep finding us

- [ ] I said scream not sqeaky fart you peeon

- [ ] That’s jerard he lives in all gotmer emo kids heads

- [ ] I for one like the eggs, they tasty

- [ ] He took the cheese

- [ ] *weird noise that may be a moan* balls

- [ ] *whiny voice* i dont want an empire

- [ ] Sophie you’ve committed tax fraud youre six years old

- [ ] The carrots are all gone _

- [ ] A bear if type 2 diabetes

- [ ] Dont eat your spouse

- [ ] Look i spent an hour to get here I don’t need your sass

- [ ] Oh you’re not wearing any underwear

- [ ] You get the hell out of here mort

- [ ] Come children follow me into the pit.

That’s not a terrifying invitation

- [ ] We gave her drugs

- [ ] *happily* I wish i was dead!

- [ ] How about you? I know how everybody’s gonna die

- [ ] How can she be so sick yet so strong. Like the economy

- [ ] Our weather’s weird, no it’s your crops kill them

- [ ] Tell that to my vagina

- [ ] Call me draco malfoy cause im slytherin

- [ ] Ow my boob

- [ ] Well ill just say it who knew that pig makes a really fun clutch purse

- [ ] Im a cactus😊

- [ ] Rudy touch it

no thank you

- [ ] From the ashes rise ramps more ramps

- [ ] Whispering* yeah they’ll get constipated

no

- [ ] How you like our educational system norway

- [ ] I can be waluigi

- [ ] Yeah sawdust makes it softer

- [ ] You in his DMs. I'm at home smoking weed. I dont even know who we're talking about

- [ ] Who knew a bug could speak all fancy like

- [ ] This bus only goes to one place and that place is vallhala

- [ ] And for _’s weave that got snatched

- [ ] _ got stuck in one, typical of _

- [ ] THATS AN EVIL ASS OTTER

- [ ] Ooh these cats are so real

- [ ] That’s the good thing about evil jesus

- [ ] You dont even need that evil ass mace

- [ ] Are you penacilin

- [ ] Ill give you a dramamine you won’t even know

- [ ] Mercury is in the microwave or something

- [ ] You bitch, you look like a backstreet boy

- [ ] You bout to be tweedle-slapped

- [ ] I need viagra of the fingers

- [ ] Did you just trigger tag my grandma

- [ ] It’s game of thrones with otters

- [ ] Your toothpick friend is stupid _

- [ ] There hasn’t been a rat that high since the og Chuck e cheese

- [ ] Not me drugging the coffin

- [ ] I got an ostrich

- [ ] Damn crack baby

- [ ] He dropped his balls

- [ ] Even the walls are bones

- [ ] Well, your mother sucks eggs

- [ ] Listen to your heart what is it telling you.

i should quit.

- [ ] The curb is not my friend

- [ ] I don’t have a fist or fingers

- [ ] 50 shades of evil jesus

- [ ] He lets his ass rest

- [ ] _ YOU MADE IT HERE

- [ ] He’s like a double orphan’ orphan squared

- [ ] (Still very alive) Dont disrespect my grave like that

- [ ] I felt a kick in my appendix

- [ ] IM SUFFERING!

- [ ] _ back off do you hear my piano it’s mad

- [ ] EVAPORATE TALL PERSON

- [ ] What do you mean “we” mammal

- [ ] Would you kindly shut your noise hole

- [ ] Cheer up meatbag

- [ ] Look pal you only have one set of clothes and you’re not taking them off while im here

- [ ] *whispers* the holy bone?’*nods*

- [ ] I can be a mob boss of animals

- [ ] Are you the british

- [ ] Im very excited by my uterus bat

- [ ] _ dont be frenchphobic

- [ ] Oi _ get your mouth away from that french girl

- [ ] A mob of unruly clowns

- [ ] Go go hippie rangers

- [ ] Its like demented dog food

- [ ] Lesbian of death

- [ ] She she looks like a lobster

- [ ] Clever little box

- [ ] Who ya mama and daddy- THE GAYS

- [ ] Curse you mafia james

- [ ] I don’t want a puffer sonic i want a simp

- [ ] Im gonna keep feeding instagram

- [ ] He’s just gotta go poopoo leave him alone

- [ ] She got hit by a giant cake

- [ ] Im looking at you demon blueberry

- [ ] NO GANGBANGING IN THE POND

- [ ] SATAN IS NOT A FUCKING POGO STICK

- [ ] Not the dead catcall

- [ ] This is what i get for wearing half a shirt

- [ ] I saw the whisker things part like moses red whatever

- [ ] Is it a penis?

No

- [ ] Jesus fuck put it back in its not done yet

- [ ] This is what i am mama, this is my final form

- [ ] SHES A JESUST

- [ ] Dont worry its not mold its just my chocolate going through photosynthesis

(Knocks on door) Where’s boyfriend

Is that the marriage demon?

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

Binge watching mystery incorporated

Give appreciation to the lgbtq people in your life even if its a small action it can mean a lot be a safe place for others let people know they’re seen

No matter if you’re shown often in media or are often used in media no matter race pick each other up

Bad us terrible at naming stuff look at his children’s names dapper, skeppy jr and i know he probably didn’t name her but pomme is just apple in French

I love lore

This is just for science but, if you had a dsmp phase at some point, reblog this, i wanna see how many of us there was that is currently here :3

There’s a bread semi truck in my neighborhood its owned by s resident and is used frequently next time i see it ill get proof