Guys The New Flow Of Artists Isnt Just The Twitty Kittys And Muskrats, As Of 11/11/22 Deviantart Is Taking

cutest thing about human biology is how they get sleepy after eating. sorry brain is offline due to digestion, check back later

Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.

The new girl: what’s film?

Me: … film. Like… film that goes in a film camera.

New girl: what’s that mean?

Me: … before cameras were digital.

New girl: how did you do it before digital?

Me:… with film? I haven’t had enough coffee for this conversation

I think when he does his big 4th of July address today, Biden should do this:

Everyone would go nuts and forget he's 1000

Day 10 of barefoot shoes now! Here are some observations:

The ground is so utterly interesting!!! Especially the netherlands where everything is cobble and the footpaths are bumpy (bec the ground keeps sinking perpetually). I was missing this outlet of sensory info with normal shoes. I also like to wrap my feet along the edge of a stair.

Touching my toes to the edges of the shoe no longer feels like a stretch. In time my foot should expand enough that it naturally brushes the sides. I suspect if I wear my old shoe again it will feel very cramped already.

I also now walk more like a cat or a pawed animal for that matter. I see other people put their heel first, while I now put my foot down paw first. Apparently this is good not only for my feet, but also my leg, which should get thiccer, with the joints lasting longer. We shall see.

My socks don't get smelly at all and last for a week or more, though that maybe bec the shoe is new.

Obligatory cat walking gif with fun (unrelated) fact:

Pay $60 and half an hour of your life to take a taxi or pay $5 and two hours of your life to take a train. Hmm.

Sure I could try the shoelaces thing, or I could just advertise I'm on tumblr on my water bottle.

WELCOME TO THE:

TUMBLR CLASSIC HARBOR BRAWL

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES IN A SHIP-OFF

RULES

All pairs have been randomly matched up

All ships are from media around ye olden Tumblr (media older than or was around at 2012 - 2016)

NO RPFs

One wildcard (Shrek/Fiona)

24 hours to vote in each round

Campaign. Vote with two accounts. Whatever. Just remember: VOTE CORRECTLY OR NEVER SEE YOUR LOVED ONES AGAIN

ROUND ONE:

DESTIEL vs. STUCKY (WINNER: DESTIEL)

TENROSE vs. ROSEMARY (WINNER: TENROSE)

JOHNLOCK vs. ENJOLTAIRE (WINNER: E/R)

EDWARD/BELLA vs. BUBBLINE (WINNER: BUBBLINE)

KORRASAMI vs. INEFFABLE HUSBANDS (WINNER: KORRASAMI)

SHREK/FIONA vs. HANNIGRAM (WINNER: SHIONA)

MERTHUR vs. CECILOS (WINNER: CECILOS)

STEREK vs. DAVEKAT (WINNER: DAVEKAT)

ROUND TWO

DESTIEL vs. TENROSE (WINNER: TENROSE)

E/R (ENJOLTAIRE) vs. BUBBLINE (WINNER: BUBBLINE)

KORRASAMI vs. SHIONA (SHREK/FIONA) (WINNER: KORRASAMI)

CECILOS vs. DAVEKAT (WINNER: CECILOS)

NOTE: SEMI-FINALS MIGHT BE DELAYED FOR A DAY AND IT IS POSSIBLE WE WILL HAVE AN INTERMISSION.

INTERMISSION POLL

SEMI-FINALS (ONGOING)

TENROSE vs. BUBBLINE

KORRASAMI vs. CECILOS

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Plot Devices to Complicate Your Story

You’re excited to write an upcoming story, but the plot seems pretty simple from start to finish.

How can you make it more complicated to deepen your themes, lengthen the story, or leave your readers with plot twists that make their jaws drop?

Try a few of these devices 👀

Add motivation to your instigating action

When the princess gets kidnapped at the start of your story, your hero will rescue her, but what’s the antagonist’s motivation for kidnapping her? If they’re in love with the hero and take their jealousy to the extreme or secretly know that the princess asked them for an escape plan to avoid marrying your hero, the plot is much more compelling.

You could add this detail anywhere in your plot, even in the first chapter.

Layer a second motivation underneath an action

After the princess is kidnapped, the hero starts their journey to rescue her. The reader finds out in the second chapter that the hero is being blackmailed to retrieve the princess and return her to their kingdom’s biggest rival to start a war.

Amplify the original problem

Your protagonist rescues the princess and brings her home, only to find out that she’s had a twin brother all this time who has been taken hostage by the antagonist in retaliation for the princess’ escape.

Introduce a second, more evil villain

The antagonist has kidnapped the princess for their own motivation, but the reader discovers in the middle of your story that they serve a more evil villain who holds a personal grudge against the princess’ father and wants his whole kingdom to suffer as revenge.

Create conflict that brings your protagonist to their rock bottom

The protagonist rescues the princess, almost reaches their home kingdom, but she escapes. The king sends the protagonist to prison for their failure and sentences them to death in three days. The reader will feel the hopelessness along with your protagonist, which is where you can create something that injects new hope into your plot (like a dramatic jailbreak thanks to the protagonist’s best friend).

Make a character betray another

The protagonist reaches the princess with the help of their best friend, but the princess stabs the protagonist in the back by trading their best friend for herself through an unbreakable vow

Reveal an unreliable narrator

Your protagonist agrees to rescue the princess for the sake of the kingdom, but the second or third chapter reveals that they are really on a mission to kill the princess for personal revenge against the king.

Reveal that the villain has known everything the whole time

Your protagonist and princess escape, but the villain factored that into their plan to start a war and have their forces waiting outside of her castle when they arrive home

Introduce sudden regret that changes a character’s arc

The protagonist has to leave their best friend behind to ensure the princess’ escape, but in leaving them, the protagonist realizes they’ve been in love with their best friend the entire time. Regret motivates them to head back for their best friend and risk their life twice as soon as the princess is home safe.

Temporarily kill a character

The princess kills the villain with some help from your protagonist, so they think they’re safe. On their way back home, the villain sets a trap for them in the woods because they actually survived the attack.

Try using Chekov’s gun

Before leaving for the princess, your protagonist gets a potion made by a family member. The directions? “Use it in your moment of greatest need.” The protagonist uses it later when they’re facing the villain or after hitting rock bottom, so the potion becomes a plot device that instigates your second or third act.

Accelerate the plot

Your reader thinks the plot is all about rescuing the princess, but she returns home in the first 100 pages. The real plot begins by choices or actions made during her rescue, which unravel into a much larger story/world event.

You likely won’t be able to use all of these plot devices in a single story. You may not even have the first plot for more than one.

Consider what you’re writing and what dynamics your characters/plot present to decide if any of these tricks could enhance your writing.

“May I?” “You may.”

Designs for most of the Minecraft animals <3 planning to implement them when I'm finished with the monsters!