When You Finally Get To Blobfish Territory:

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

Hiii I once heard a saying that goes something like this: "it isn't your thoughts that make you who you are, it's whether you decide to act on them that does" or something along the lines of that

hey a reminder that sexual intrusive thoughts are not sexual fantasies. sexual fantasies are about what you desire and sexual intrusive thoughts are about what scares you the most and your intrusive thoughts say a hell of a lot more about what you DONT want than about what you do. youre okay and youre safe and youre not whatever it is your intrusive thoughts want you to think you are. youre fine.

(through gritted teeth) i love being out of my comfort zone it is necessary for my personal development

In the third photo Ringling is actually just showing scad the new pokemon cards he got from ebay

So a friend of mine was asking how old the schools are, and I said 21 right, but that doesn't really make sense because of when most of them were founded, so how do they stay so young looking?

well your answer is student tears. they consume the tears of the art kids they've lured and use that to stay young.

It's not just cream either, it's drinks, it's baths, facial masks, all of that. I think some of the newer schools do injections because that's been getting into fashion amongst the schools.

Not all the schools this however, some of the schools actually have contracts with demons and ghosts who they trade student tears for. These guys usually house their demon contactors in their dorm rooms on certain floors, which is why you'll find weird things happening on those floors or just weird noises.

Usually that's around the time that the demons require more student tears for their contract, so you can always expect at least one student having a mental breakdown over an assignment or just their tuition prices. Sometimes the demons just do that for fun, to prime the students for their mental breakdowns. :)

Oh my gosh

This is pure evil. They say 12 employees participated in Oct 7th so they have to stop feeding the entire population????

United States Department of State

Statement on UNRWA Allegations - United States Department of State

The United States is extremely troubled by the allegations that twelve UNRWA employees may have been involved in the October 7 Hamas terrori

I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.

Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.

hes trying his best.