One (1) Messed-up Creature

So basically a virtual dictator?

have you ever wished that your blog wasn't as popular as it is? that there were too many eyes staring at your stage?

I want this blog to have 20 times the number of followers. I want more followers than countries have people!

posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5

Mini Cinnamon Roll Cheesecakes

Water Witch 🌟

rb if you vote, i wanna see what tumblr thinks on this.

Pick what happens:

You walk into a bar after your long day at work herding cats across the great concrete plains of New Wark.

After 3 long hours of downing marmalade milk, you decide you need to head to the washroom to make room for more.

You walk down the corridor that the washroom sign points to, only to find it split into two tunnels.

One of them smells like your dad's old college duffelbag that he kept his spoon collection in, and the other one smells like Kraft Mac n cheese with a hint of oyster sauce.

Child safe version of the actual comic I wanna post

[ you meet god and she is mostly dead fish. ]

a comic based on this post:

welcome to the brain rot

cutest thing about human biology is how they get sleepy after eating. sorry brain is offline due to digestion, check back later