mrbatshit
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I don't tell these jokes to make people happy
I do it to make them suffer
To make them cringe
To make ME happy
So whats up guys
Y’all… I wish this was merch. I need Freddy to tell me I’m a superstar when I pay my bills on time
((Who had the right to make Freddy so likable in the game??))
Excited for the new update TTOTT <3
Oshawhat a nightmare!
Alright
OWO IT IS!
i don’t think we can ^-^ our way out of this one boys
Why the fuck is fanfic trending?
Hi Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs?
Untitled.
i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason
oh snap
Calling someone a dipshit but like platonically
Calling someone a moron but like flirtatiously
REBLOG!
A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs
Mmmmmmmm
Croissant
Growing up with your starters
Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter
Why does the male one look like he has croissants on his head
Female and Male Indeedee
Hmmmmm
It seems like my head is conjuring up some self depreciating thoughts again
I think this might be a sign that I need to eat lunch
If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake
With cold weather I can layer myself up and become one big fluffy marshmallow
People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
the kids are alright.
Hmmmmmmm
Growing up with your starters
Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter
AnyWAY have a Mom Yako I drew yesterday on my tablet
popcorn kernels are all just little bulbasaurs 🥺
Kitten Zera
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
If you experienced trauma in childhood or had a rough childhood, dude listen to me. Offer yourself play. You were deprived of it.
Keep bubbles in the house, blow bubbles in the yard, blow them in your room, get a coloring book that doesn’t have to be an adult one with mandalas, watch cartoons, laugh at stupid things, dress up as a superhero for Halloween, wear a Santa hat on Christmas and big light up snowflake earrings, lay down on the floor, lay down in the grass, eat eggos for dinner sometimes. It’s not stupid. You’re not childish. You’re giving your inner child what they had taken from them. They deserve it.
apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office