Oh To Be A Dead Bee Floating Gracefully In A 5ft Deep Swimming Pool, Riding The Waves As Children Play

me flirting: which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?

Yeah.. Hank pymm kinda did

If someone figures out how to weaponize insects we’re all fucked.

Professor mcgonagall is Dean hardscrabble in the alternate universe.

Change my mind.

Apollo: HELP! I'm bleeding all over.

Meg *while cartwheeling*: All you did was scraped your knee. Shut up.

Best apps to kill time on 😻

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Terrarium 🌱 - build the ultimate garden empire

Idle Human - build a human from scratch. for reals.

Diner Dash Adventures- run your own restaurant!

Palm Reader - get your palm read!

Sushi Bar - run your own sushi restaurant and win big

Cat Game - cutest cat game ever 😻

Choices - get crazy in this role play choose your adventure game!

Kim Kardashian Hollywood- super fun role playing game with Kim!

My Story: go to back to HS in this choose your own adventure

Meditation and Sleep - helps me find happiness and calm!

Idle World - rebuild earth from scratch

BitLife - a life simulator

Weed Factory - grow your weed empire 👿

Super Stylist - you’re the new stylist in town!

Draw it - how fast can you draw? So addicting!

Pottery - it’s harder than it looks

CoStar - the ultimate horoscopes app

Tennis Clash - the best multiplayer game on the app store

AmpMe - amp up your phone speakers!

Pick Me Up - the epic ride-sharing simulation game!

Love Island - face the drama and become the best couple

Hily - a privacy + safety conscious dating app!

Police Pursuit - show off your driving skills and escape the cops

PicsArt - the best free image editor!

8 Ball Pool - the ultimate mobile pool game!

Golf Battle - mobile golf!

Perfect Paint - how fast can you paint?

AMAZE - taking mazes to the next level!

Looper - tap on the beat!

Dig It - dig a big-ass hole

Draw Race - make some epic doodles!

Drop and Smash - smash it all!!

Crazy Shopping - spend as much as you can, as fast as you can!

Army Clash - build the biggest army and destroy them all!

Gymnastics Superstar - win gold at the Olympics!

Perfect Dunk - dunk the ball in this fun basketball game!

Gun Idle - welcome to the gun factory!! mindless entertainment

Shoot out! - kill the bad guys, save the good guys 🔫

Sausage Wars - murder all the 🌭 & be the last dog standing

Idle Roller Coaster - build your own roller coaster theme park!

Aquapark - race you down the water slide! (and push you off it!)

2 for 2 - connect the numbers in this chill puzzle game

Fun Race 3D - parkour through crazy courses!

Run Sausage Run! - Avoid the knives and save the sausage

Bee Factory - build and raise your bee empire!!!!

VoiceApp - the best voice changing app

Hip Hop Battle - it’s a dance off! boys vs girls

Palm Reader - get your palm read!

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

Sushi Bar - run your own sushi restaurant and win big

Palm Reader - get your palm read!

Dosh - get paid to shop

SoFi - Get $50 free for joining

Hooch - get paid to eat and travel

Idle Human - build a human from scratch. for reals.

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

You’re welcome 😉

So, apparently it wasn't just me who slipped down those mfs

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

Why would you want to eat a kitten's paw?

whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

I have an idea. What if, a bunch of girls, gay guys and other LGBTQ+ people came together and started a badass group of people who fight for woman, people of color and other rights. We can travel around the country, live in the woods together, and beat up people who rape, kidnap and other things. I already have a small group who want to be lawyers and doctors and other useful things using so we can travel around the country and if your underage and in an abusive household than contact us and we will come get you away from them and we will adopt you as our own. If your underage but in a good household than we will write your name and information down than come for you when your writing of age or when you tell us to come get you if you still want to join. We’ll travel around the country and have fun, fight for what’s right and make the world a better place. We will call ourselves the Hunters of Artemis or if we come up with something better we will use that. The people who are welcome are:

Female

Gay

Pan and bi woman

Pan and bi men who don’t rape and believe in equal rights

Transgender

Non-binary

Gender fluid

Men who don’t believe in rape and can keep it in their pants around woman

Any and all genders (unless your really really young than we will visit you later to see if your still in)

And any other people who wish to join and want to make the world safe for their children

It will take 8-10 years to get this thing started but it will happen eventually. Reblog to join

Tagging: @booksandbeanbags @iwannacroak @kleetus-conner

Mornings were a sport. One that Blue liked to think she was getting better at.

-Blue sargent