Zey/Zem/It/Its• lesbian freak with a vacancy open •not a minor!! •my alt. acc is wild fandom sightings :)
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Latest Posts by mrs-mayonnais3 - Page 4
they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.
hey cool cats, I plan on opening commissions soon. for a fully rendered pic that takes me HOURS, would 200$ be fair? along with limited slots so I could take my time. I wanna deliver with quality which is why I don't open commissions much wuah
when you start losing your appetite and getting out of bed gets suspiciously too hard
(BSD Chapter 114)
Attention my fellow fanfic writers!!
Now that it is canon that Dazai apparently was known to (at least by Chuuya) roll around on the floor when "fretting," we must act quickly and either add this crucial detail to either our on-going or future fics! Slow burns, fluffs, one-shots, everything- especially angst!!! I fully expect the next angst fic I read to have Dazai stop, drop, and roll. I will certainly be adding this to my current fic. I don't know when, but the time will come. That is all. Thank you *bows out, curtains close, etc.*
Me if you even care
credit @zhoncreations
Me if you even care
4000cc breast implants :)
PSA
Still using they/them after finding out someone's pronouns doesn't include they/them is misgendering
If someone specifies that they don't use they/them, don't use it. That's misgendering them.
Using they/them after someone has specified that they don't use they/them is misgendering
If you continue to use they/them after learning that they don't use it. You are misgendering them.
They/them is misgendering if you know their pronouns (and it doesn't include they/them)
Again for the people in the back,
They/Them is not a catch all pronoun if you know their preferred pronouns already
i need teen skk to be physically affectionate with each other but in the weirdest possible ways because dazai has never had anyone his own age to bond with and chuuya, while he technically did have "friends," was seen as a leader rather than a member of the group. i need them making up ridiculous excuses to sit super close together so they can put their heads on each other's shoulders when they're sleepy after missions. i need dazai complaining about a headache so chuuya will let him put his head in his lap and play with his hair. i need dazai biting chuuya out of cuteness aggression and chuuya being like "what the fuck?" and then allowing it to continue regularly. i need them to share a bed on missions "for safety" even though there are two beds in the room, they just want to sit on the bed and play cards and end up accidentally falling asleep tangled up like a pile of cats. i need them to be physically close but never ever admit that it's intentional.
*grabs your hands and speaks to you in a tone that is so gentle* they/them pronouns stop being universal once you learn a person's pronouns. Sometimes that person's pronouns will include they/them and in that specific case you are allowed to keep using those pronouns for that person. In any case where you learn a persons pronouns and that person doesn't use they/them, you should no longer use those pronouns for that person. If you continue to use they/them pronouns knowing that person doesn't use them, you are now misgendering that person. Kindly stop doing that please. Thank you, I love you.
Don't have ADHD but this is so me fr
This is Kabru's real job
Accommodation I should have: someone to follow me around and whisper in my ear, medieval court advisor style, how to correctly respond when presented with different social situations
"My liege, that was a rhetorical question you just heard. Do not answer it."
“Trapped”
Stone Butch Blues - Leslie Feinberg
@/lilboyblueish on Instagram
Poem by Keaton St. James (@boykeats)
I/Me/Myself - Will Wood
We Both Laughed In Pleasure by Lou Sullivan
cis people asking cis questions by Silas Denver Melvin (@sweatermuppet)
Tomboy Survival Guide by Ivan Coyote
This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen
This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen
I'm so sorry Salem, I'm gonna have to eat this drawing.. *CRUNCH CRUNCH SLURPPPPP*
wolfjager bros
(He/him pronouns for all) 🐇🏳️⚧️😈
stop trying to be palatable, stop trying to be palatable, stop
the things that are reported matters. the language used matters. what is left out of the story matters.
I need her NOWWWWW
Nico Robin your level of bad bitchery will be studied in schools
hey yall, I'm gonna open commissions when I can because my situation at home is getting progressively worse.
I'm legally disabled and receive monthly benefits for it cuz I cannot properly work a job, and my benefits money gets taken from me every month. I used to be left with 100$ out of the rest of it, but a few months ago it was lowered to 96$
now my mother has taken all of it. she's holding onto my money so "she can buy things I need" and this has never been an issue for her until now. she also wants me to stop getting food despite never having anything to eat at home, to the point we only eat once a day. I've been using some dono money to survive because without y'all I would quite literally starve.
I'm really tired.
if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real
i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over
I'm not non binary?????
Emancipated duels. Photo by Pavel Kurmilev
Baroness Lubinska who presided over the famous duel between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg in 1892, insisted that the duelists remove their clothing above their waists to avoid infection in the event that a sword pushed clothing into the wound it caused. Being a doctor, the baroness had seen many instances of septic infection in soldiers for this very reason throughout her years of medical training.
Me when MEOWWW
I have deep love for the cat.
thank you for the meal.
Fifteen — you are wild fire red and it burns right through me sets my lungs ablaze and makes me want to fly closer to the sun say Chuuya, become my wings? Sixteen — you are wild fire red and it makes my heart race like a deer being dragged through the woods open jugular and all oh, how painful and pathetic i just want you to look at me. Seventeen — you are wild fire red but the grief in your eyes colours me blue funny how we trade wounds in place of kisses i wish you would smile more, Chuuya you look best when boastful and burning give me all your sorrows. Eighteen — you are wild fire red and i am sorry.
— letters unsent, dazai osamu through the years
