Mscryptix - So Beautiful You Overflow

Re. renn faire anon answer:

"Kid, look at me, I'm the size of a barge. I've gotten this thing moving with guys plenty bigger than you. Hop in with your little normie boyfriend and have a good time."

😳😳

Did that make Steve & Eddie blush as much as me - coz wowwww

(hopping out of order quickly)

Eddie has a touching little misty-eyed moment with said massive beefy viking, pressing their foreheads together and feeling their kinship.

Steve absolutely blushes and gets a half chub for several reasons I think. Like safely and approvingly being recognized as boyfriends, recognition of his boyfriend being fat, and a tacit indication that he has room to grow haha.

I'm glad that little bit I tacked in read as sweet as I thought it would 🥰 or maybe it was a little less than wholesome for you 😈 which I'm fine with as well

megan thee stallion

i love how gender fat is. it can be so feminine or masculine or neutral depending on what you accentuate and emphasize. i really love seeing trans people gain and affirm their gender that way

Hello, I have had a shit health week, clawing my way out now but feeling like dirt n death. If anyone would like to send chubby!Eddie or chubby!Steve asks I’m here. Or send anything at all ! - I’m feeling like a slimy hermit right now.

Need something to get me through the upcoming clean-a-thon that comes from neglecting a household for 3+ days 😭

I bet Eddie is so mad at the universe sometimes for making him fall in love with a guy who looks like somebody 3D printed a dumb hot jock... whose name is literally steve

I mean Mr. FORCED CONFORMITY IS KILLING THE KIDS falling for Mr. IRONS HIS GAP JEANS is objectively hilarious

Kinda borrowing and following on from your prev cinema anon coz oooh boy I loved that one

Since Rocky Horror Picture Show is a staple of so many Steddie fics (rightfully so that’s queer history)

The gang going to a screening night in costume!

Eddie is obviously Eddie - groundbreaking chub heartthrob character really (side note - actually headcanon chubby!Eddie’s body shape as very similar to Meatloaf’s)

It’s a whole build up of planning, Eddie’s costume is an easy one to figure, but Robin & Nancy ….not certain which characters they end up assigning themselves - let’s just say there’s a lot of giggly & excited back and forth talk about logistics and pros and cons, like constantly, in the lead up to the show.

Steve’s THIS close to banning Nancy & Robin discussing it during work hours, but unfortunately the shop never seems to get busy enough to warrant putting his foot down when Nancys comes in to chat (this is obvs deliberate - Nancys meticulous and knows exactly when the stores quiet times are)

Steve is…a hard sell. He’s excited the others are excited, and there was no way he was going to say no to anything Eddie asked him to do anyway but…costumes? Really? Ugh - and he can act too cool but there’s just - theres a few elements to his discomfort with this, that he’s gonna put away in a mental box to explore at another time

Anyway! Show night! The cinema is abuzz and ok it’s much easier to be in costume when your surrounded by a crowd all dressed in similar costumes

And Steve’s last shred of reluctance disappears when he remembers - oh! Oh yeah concession stand!! Okay play it cool Harrington!

Steve LOADS UP everybody with snacks - deliberately making sure to equally ask each the other three (again! Play it cool Harrington!) what each would want and then just..doubling up (“hey I’ll buy! My treat guys! For being such a grouch in the lead up” Robin just like “ohh that’s the reason? That’s what we’re saying this is? gee thanks Steve, your such a swell friend for making it up to us like this 🙄”)

So they head into the cinema, all holding armfuls of food - Robin & Nance just smirking coz yeah …right Steve..this foods for all four of us is it?? Sure ok if you say so

Anyway - they get to their seats, Nancy, Robin and Steve take a seat and Eddie…just stands there …looking at his seat, and Steve’s having trouble reading him? Like “are you ok babe 🙁” and Eddie just ..still looks like he’s puzzling something out? But he’s like “yeah I think so” and takes a seat right next to Steve and….kinda almost on Steve

And that’s when Steve gets it- Eddie is WEDGED into that seat, the top of his belly is encroaching on Steve’s arm rest space

And Steve’s just bought enough snacks for him for 10 people

Once Steve’s able to draw his blushing jaw dropped face away from where his arm is brushing Eddie’s belly to look Eddie in the eye, Eddie is just grinning lewdly and knowingly at him

And then fucking Eddie just winks at Steve and then maintains eye contact as he starts in on the first bucket of popcorn

Thank god the lights go down then because Steve might be about to lose consciousness from how quickly all his blood just rushed south

Ok there's sooooo much good stuff here that I want to do it justice and maybe even get something one-shot length out of this. When I can get to writing something, I'll be linking to this ask and I'll post it here and on Ao3

Sure was nice of Albo to give us a long weekend on this, the upcoming anniversary of the death of Meatloaf’s career in Australia. RIP King.

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Joseph Quinn and a guitar. That's it.