Girls Want One Thing And It’s For Their Crushes To Get Fat

Seen a few people saying Steve’s bisexual awakening was Jonathan Byers punching him repeatedly in the face in a dirty alley.

I mean that moment was for sure a signal to change his ways, and all power to those people who HC this, but *my* Steve’s bisexual awakening was Jonathan grabbing & hauling him bodily out of the way of Upside-Down danger, using his injured bleeding hand, then being sheltered protectively behind both Jonathan and Nance, all safe and sequestered away in one of the Byer’s bedrooms.

Hello - starting up a blog proper to hopefully get more creative juices flowing. Maybe one day I might be able to write a coherent fic but for now it’s more stream-of-consciousness-fic-adjacent-babble

Basically riding a recent wave of weight-gain-feedism-kink scenario inspo in the stranger things fandom, lost the spark for a week or so and really wanting it back, so….open blog now? Idk

Send asks, if you want? 🔮

Side note, I love this gif, his face looks so chubby here (affectionate)

Re. renn faire anon answer:

"Kid, look at me, I'm the size of a barge. I've gotten this thing moving with guys plenty bigger than you. Hop in with your little normie boyfriend and have a good time."

😳😳

Did that make Steve & Eddie blush as much as me - coz wowwww

(hopping out of order quickly)

Eddie has a touching little misty-eyed moment with said massive beefy viking, pressing their foreheads together and feeling their kinship.

Steve absolutely blushes and gets a half chub for several reasons I think. Like safely and approvingly being recognized as boyfriends, recognition of his boyfriend being fat, and a tacit indication that he has room to grow haha.

I'm glad that little bit I tacked in read as sweet as I thought it would 🥰 or maybe it was a little less than wholesome for you 😈 which I'm fine with as well

i am not a robot | marina & the diamonds

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tea or hot chocolate // cozy books or halloween movies // plaid or corduroy // foggy morning or twinkly nights // orange or black // pumpkin pie or apple pie // wool or velvet // picking fruit or carving pumpkins // libraries or coffee shops // cinnamon or peanut butter // spooky halloween or cozy halloween // candles or & fairy lights - I can’t choooose, have so much of both in my house

coffee or tea • canon or fanfiction • batman or superman • hot or cold • meadows or forests • lakes or the sea • water w/ ice or water w/ no ice • baths or showers • black or white • soup or salad • gold or silver • jewellery or no jewellery• money or power • kindness or respect • apples or oranges • flowers or succulents • digital notes or handwritten notes • science or & history - again don’t make me choooose I can’t • ancient greece or Ancient Rome • jeans or sweats

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argyle is the person you want on your team in an apocalypse

LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS:

WOODWORKING skills

COOKING skills

TRACKING skills

FORAGING SKILLS??!

GUYS????? argyle needs to and will hopefully become an integral, ESSENTIAL member of the big kids gang. he knows so much and this is only addressing his survival skills

in THIS HOUSE, we love argyle!!!

Steve’s taken up swimming recreationally again. Just doing laps and really, the trauma of feeling vulnerable in the water during the whole vecna thing, the water being a place he thinks of as *his* element (swim captain and all) he just has this urge to get back into it, for himself, and for a whole variety of reasons

He’s dropped some speed and stamina since high school and ehh he’s not really concerned about it and not super serious about it but thinks okay hey could be an idea to pull out some of those older high school training workout routines to build up his strength in the water, just doing it casually in his spare time

So Steve just running through his weight sets, doing push ups, sit ups, etc etc exercise

Well of course Eddie makes sure to be around - Steve, breathing heavily, sweaty, most likely shirtless, his hairy beefy muscles flexing? fucking try and keep him away.

Not that it’s hard - Steve likes background noise so is generally doing this all in the living room with the TV on in the bg. So Eddie just lays out “some” snacks for the show, rubs his hands together in anticipation, and parks himself on the couch, ass down feet up, ready for his visual and literal feast

It’s a new experience for Eddie, watching Steve exercise. Eddie never went to a single high school sporting event in his GD life, so never saw “The Hair” in his high school sporting heyday, but wow, Steve is so focussed! He knows Steve said he’s just mostly doing this for fun but once he starts a workout - Steve is competing with himself, pushing himself with his own challenges & goals, handsome face all furrowed up, eyes intense. He gets in his own world

Well Eddie thrives on watching Steve, but likewise, Eddie thrives on attention.

So Eddie decides he’s also gonna set himself some challenges.

Namely how long does it take to completely break Steve’s concentration til he pounces on Eddie like a sweaty animal.

He’s even got his own list of set plays:

Like Eddie will make sure to shift his pants to under his belly at the most opportune times - caught him stopping & staring just 30 seconds into bicep curls, Munson, new personal best

He’ll wear a low cut top, and lean forward for more food and push his tits together to create a taste of cleavage when the time is right - Eddie’s learnt through trial and error that the time for this is when Steve’s moved onto sit ups (get right in his line of sight and watch Steve noticeably linger on the sit up, then be on his back suspiciously longer for the down part)*

Then Eddie starts getting more creative, devising a character he likes to get into - After all, Eddie will not pass up a chance to be a irritating melodramatic character-acting ham. So he cooked up a strange athlete-gone-obliviously-soft caricature he plays up.

Now, Eddie definitely has no illusions about his lifelong lack of athletic prowess, Eddie’s never even pretended to be interested in sports for a second, both him and Steve know this, which means the stretching of the absurdity of this persona is part of the fun for Eddie

And the deeper and sweatier Steve gets into his workout, the more the visual combination of Eddie just sitting plump and pretty and ceaselessly eating himself out of his clothes vs the honestly inanely unhelpful “tips” he’s giving Steve, seems to rile up Steve in all the right ways

Eddies just lazily glutting himself, pizza box sat on his lap/belly, a bucket of fried chicken lined up for follow up, and between bites he’ll start offering Steve some helpful pointers. Mouth full, cheeks bulging, soft creamy lower gut inching further into his lap as the workout session goes on, really playing up the condescension, he’ll go for faux realism at first “idk man, form there looks a bit harsh on your lower back, if I were you I’d lower my shoulders a bit for that one” “…thanks Eddie”

But the longer Steve goes without breaking, Eddie will just start saying more and more nonsensical shit like “Might want to get some leg swing action in there for a real burn” when Steve’s doing like, lateral raises. But just saying it with so much unearned self assured bravado, while spreading his chunky thighs suggestively, to allow for more belly room

He’ll work in ridiculous stories of his own made up high school athletic achievements (“*chewing* what’s this exercise called again Stevie?” *breathe* *grunt* it’s a bent over row Ed.” “Oh yeah old bend over rows. Those ones’ll pay off, found all those bend overs really helped me get in the right shape for that ‘85 championship game.”)

He’ll say how he used to do things when he was “out on the field/track/pitch”, he’ll attribute his advice back to the “wise words” of his “coach” who’s name and sporting specialty seems to change on a whim, and the advice ends up being almost incomprehensible to someone who actually knows what they’re doing like Steve.

He’ll “absent mindedly” jiggle his belly while going on these “trips down nostalgia lane”**

Still something about the easy way Eddie just keeps on marathon non-stop stuffing himself the whole time, snacks getting more and more gratuitous, and the teasing criticism & the unmerited confidence of his coaching, which becomes more and more breathy the fuller he gets

All from the mouth of someone who hasn’t gotten up from the couch the whole time, except to lean forward to grab more food from the coffee table …..just..the delicious contrast gets Steve so hot under the collar. Steve never thought he was into jocks, but a jock gone soft is a whole new world he hadn’t thought about

Steve’s personal bests fluctuate week to week, workout to workout, but his progress getting back into a steady swimming routine is averaging an upwardly linear progression.

Eddie however will happily report that he beats his own personal time record every session

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*interlude here at the asterisk - Maybe this is under negotiated at first - but Once Eddie’s made sure, and is completely confident Steve knows Eddie’s not seriously meaning to undermine his workouts, that he knows Eddie is really happy Steve has an outlet and happy he’s combatting his PTSD in healthy ways, Steve assuring him he doesn’t mind it one bit, enjoys the teasing, enjoys the pretence even that he’s not enjoying it, the irritation all for show and ultimately part of the game and honestly Eddie giving him a “happy ending” is his new favourite part of exercising, that’s when Eddie feels free to get more creative

**And actually Steve’s gonna maybe need to tell Eddie to tone it down in future with the comedy act coz his rouse of playful irritation at points is getting hard to keep up, coz man Eddie is just so soft looking, stuffed full and being so irritatingly cute - which leaves Steve at points leaning dangerously to breaking his now designated character of “interrupted in-training athlete” and getting the giggles - which would be fine in another scenario, but not exactly ideal or easy to maintain while holding weights or certain positions

Hahaha i love this 🏋️anon, this gives me Ian doing situps while Mickey tosses bills at him energy (if you watch shameless)

I also love that it gets to be an outlet for both of them. Steve feels more confident, likes getting his muscle mass back, helps him feel useful and just ready for anything. Eddie gets another outlet to be a creative weirdo. Nympho boy loves regular sex, but weird roleplay sex where he gets to play a character? Uh, yes please.

The contrast is obviously hot and the game of getting Steve to say "fuck it" and fuck him, beautiful. There's so much here and I feel like I'm not doing it justice of telling you how on board I am and I know you have a follow up but just i love this.

Also Eddie being like "Who needs free weights when you have a sexy fat ass boyfriend to toss around. You want a workout? I'll give you one, big boy 😈"

Wayne’s World

in theaters 14.02.1992

ArgyleShirtSupply!Anon again

Just read the Steve knitting ask 🥺🥺 guess the theme of the moment is clothing

Because I also just had a thought - Steve constantly measuring Eddie for horny gremlin reasons

But also Steve is such a mother hen and caregiver and wants the best for the ppl he loves

So he’s got these measurements - might as well put them to some use

So takes up some basic sewing - helping Eddie patch up the holes in his pants from chin rub and fixing split seams and letting stuff out

Saving Eddie money and from having to get rid of clothes he loves on such a constant basis

Eddie feeling touched and so loved by his boy

That said, that’s only the treatment certain clothes get, the absolute favourite clothes of Eddie’s, other clothes are *ahem* favourites in other ways and destined to be happily destroyed by his big boyfriend’s growing bod

I am an absolute slut for clothes bursting 🥵🥵

Imagine the two of them wanting to do like an instant weight gain scene with each other so little "seamstress" Steve uses a seam-ripper to loosen the back seam of a pair of old jeans so that they burst when he bends over, nicks the collar of an old shirt so that it starts to run and can easily be torn apart. And all of this so that they can play act Eddie blimping in front of their eyes overflowing his clothes growing fatter and heavier, wondering if they'll be able to stop it... wondering if they want to stop it.

Or another scene where baby dom Steve wants to show Eddie what a fat pig he's been, and show him how he's been eating himself out of all his clothes. Forcing Eddie to jump and bounce and struggle to fit his 3XL body into his old M clothes

Ughhh it's all so good 🤤🤤