A Vulcan Named Stork Works At The Terran Adoption Agency. Parents Always Request That He Be The One To

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ranboo: three years ago, i married my best friend :]

ranboo: tommy's still mad about it but me and tubbo were sleep deprived and thought it would be funny

I need to rant for a moment:

AROACE IS A SPECTRUM, NOT A BINARY

As someone who is on the AroAce spectrum myself, it’s beyond frustrating that people claim to advocate for AroAce rights and representation don’t understand this.

The Aromatic spectrum can mean someone isn’t interested in romance at all to someone(like me) who only wants a romantic relationship after developing a deep connection.

The Asexual spectrum can mean someone is repulsed by sex and sexual things, to someone who is okay with having sex and doing sexual things while having no sexual desires themselves.

I understand that some people are just misinformed but I’ve seen some genuine animosity floating around in the Hazbin Hotel fandom specifically.

Alastor is canonically AroAce, but we don’t know what points are of the spectrums he’s on. On top of that Vivzipop herself has stated she’s okay with people shipping Alastor with other characters

In addition to that, QPR(queer platonic relationships) exist.

For me it’s Guardians of Ga’Hoole, that book series ROCKS

!! STOP !!

You have reached a Mandatory Small Fandom Checkpoint.

Tell me your favorite small fandom. because it's my birthday :3

No thoughts, just Phoenix!Tommy. Like after he lost his final life he came back as a fully realized phoenix.

MmMmmM more thoughts later

Days later edit:

As soon as Tommy awakes he’s engulfed in a blast of flames accompanied by the stench of burnt blood, as huge fire-colored wings emerged, dark red with a fire color fade tail feathers solidify from flames and smoke, socks and shoes are torn as razor sharp talons grow and the anatomy shifts to resemble a birds foot, fingernails grow into sharp claws. But he’s clumsy and awkward at this point, he’s not used to the wings or talons. Once he’s free of Pandora’s Vault he learns how to accommodate his new limbs, eventually learning how to fly.

In his new form he’s basically a space heater, he’s warm to the touch and his feathers are warmer to touch than his skin. So you’ll often find Michael sleeping in Tommy’s lap(after Ranboo and Tommy make sure Michael wouldn’t get burned of course) Tommy will often drape his wings over Tubbo or you’ll find Tommy cocooned in his wings(he can’t get cold anymore but the warmth is wonderful). He also takes Michael out for flights, it took a lot of work to convince Ranboo and Tubbo that this was safe, the two made Tommy wear a baby-carrier to put Michael in.

honestly, this part was my favorite bit in my fic getting high on humans so far sdlfsdf

(reblogs > likes!)

Cause I need to ramble about this:

I have two dragon types. One is like the GOT dragons, big, multi-colored fire, and no front legs. But my other dragon type is a wings of fire hybrid, an ice/rain/night.

But my other types are earth animals. A white furred timber wolf, a snow leopard, and a melanistic barn owl.

My brain keeps getting confused on where my wings are and if they have feathers or not. It keeps getting confused on whether I should have fur or scales.

I feel my horns, both a crown of horns, a pair of simple wavy horns, and strong Jacob’s Sheep-like horns.

My final type is a ghoul, a nameless ghoul from Ghost. I feel the wings, the ram horns, the tail, the claws and teeth.

Oh, how I wish I was a shapeshifter

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

Death by a thousand clones, unless you behave. Don't be a transphobe!

Rebloging this really late but still before midnight for maximum funny

happy holidays fuckos

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing