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let him out

Reblog if you're a fellow Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane Hater!

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OCTOBER 1ST! IT IS OFFICIALLY SPOOKY MONTH!!! 🎃🕷️🎃🎃🎃🕸️🕯️🕯️🕸️🎃🎃

Just touched this pastry in the toaster-oven and it burned my finger, why must life throw It's toughest hardships at me. 😢

Hey who put this conveniently placed closet here?

I'm calling it, Doctor Coomer's Ex Wife is the end boss to HL2VR:AI.

If you asked Jerma what the Vampire national anthem is he would probably sing it outloud like: "Blehh bleh Bleh Blehh Blehhhhh Ble-" and then go on a 45-minute rant about how Vampires are weak and how he could kill one easily with just a Tootsie Roll while claiming "Guys, Vampires have been like- living in a castle for like- 200 Years! Their immune systems are not capable enough to withstand ANYTHING we make, guys they drink BLOOD!"

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They should like- dim the lights in airports past 2:00AM or so, I get this would be wildly impractical and costly to be able to do but my eyes need it. Maybe they could just have a guy, with a REAALLY long ladder and just have him slightly unscrew every lightbulb in the building and then reskrew 'em at around 6:00AM for the same effect.

Two books enjoying some nice relaxation time, (One on the right was drawn by a friend)

Also made THIS abomination.

I salute you millipede 🫡