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Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE PHILIPPINES.

my apolgies for using this account for such matters but as to what some accounts used to see in my blog, i've stated somewhere that i am a part of a student council from a state college in my country the Philippines hence why i made this poorly drafted post in a hurry.

currently, as the 2022 election ended, atrocities and electoral anomalies were found during the vote counting process and statisticians had shown their data that had shown these anomalies (refer to this link) the normal distribution of votes as shown on their data is an indication how the vote counting process depicts a rigged tally since the population/demographics in the Philippines are unevenly distributed (we are an archipelagic country consisting of 17 regions with some congested areas such as areas in metro manila)

adding to this, as a history major myself, i am baffled with the amount of historical revisionism and distortion rampantly happening and we, as students of history and historians ourselves, are ridiculed and ignored despite countless efforts of presenting narratives, books, documentaries and photos that shows what majority dub as the "golden era" of the Philippines—this is the tyranny of the late dictator Ferdinand Marcos Sr. the 14-year rule of this dictator had thousands of filipinos killed, many are still unfound, human rights violation happened left and right, millions of debt were placed under our names, the democracy of the press and students actively participating in protests of this regime were illegally arrested against their own means and were tortured. once the filipinos had kicked this tyrant out of his seat during the EDSA PEOPLE POWER but the 2022 election had let the son's dictator be put into seat as the philippine president.

(if you wish to know more about martial law, i have this link that contains resources that can help)

this marked yet another year of our lives fighting for a just and transparent governance. the philippines is at it's peril. we have already made it into international headlines with the name of that dictator staining our identities.

this is not an issue of our moral integrity being bought by money in order to cope with the rampant poverty but this lies deeper with the miseducation of the people. the education system that we have are flawed, made to glorify the dictators and the corrupts. those who shares thw teuth and fights for our rights were killed, red-tagged, shunned off by textbooks and marked as terrorists.

please, spread the truth about our country and give comfort to any filipino mutual that you have. please spread awareness as to what is happening in our country because as much as my words pass by your timeline and reaches its end, a simple share can help those unaware of our situation. i can't stand not doing anything for my country, not everyone i know of are privileged enough to flourish after we suffer the consequences dictated by our distorted past.

please, comfort any filipino mutual that you have. by being emotiional about this, i have been out in the streets mobilizing and organizing campaigns to fight for a clean election and have been receiving dead threats here and there. it is fear inducing, yes, but what lies ahead of me if i stay quiet is a life without a future in a country i love so much.

bilang aktibong lider-estudyante, magkikita tayo sa lansangan para ipagpatuloy ang laban para sa bayan 🌸✨ hindi pa tayo tapos mga kazams 💕

if you wish to ask me questions about this topic, send me an ask!!

Yuu: I think I'm in love with you.

Vil:

Azul:

Leona:

Floyd:

Kalim:

Malleus:

Leona: Oi, herbivore, which one of us exactly?

Yuu: I haven't decided yet.

BYEEEE

Okay so Venti knows literally every song that has and ever will exist in teyvat but, what about songs from our world?

Imagine hanging out with his beloved creator when all of sudden they get one of those ear worms- you know the ones where you can't stop humming along until it goes away. And Venti??? doesn't recognize the tune???? How can that be????? He has to know what divine hymn you're honoring him with.

"Your grace, what is that?"

"......cpr x misery."

me reading the end of this ask:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM!!

OH THE FACT THAT HE'D CERTAINLY ASK YOU TO SING HIM THE LYRICS TO YOUR HOLY SONG SO HE MAY SING IT WITH YOU. And you, his ever lovely, benevolent, almighty god, sang the lyrics happily to him. His smile slowly morphs from sheer glee to sheer horror as you look at him straight in the eyes while the sinful words mixed with another that suddenly don't make any sense tumbles out of your mouth.

Venti's ears felt like they're falling off.

Venti, stuffing himself into a laundry basket after the song: I dedicated my songs and ballads to our Supreme Creator, (Name), and this is the thanks I get?

Sorry he's just so fucking basic 😭

there are only 2 sides to the twisted wonderland fandom: you either hate neige with every atom in your body or you absolutely adore him.

Deck & Patio Styles, 1996

Vampire that’s dirt poor, doesn’t have a sprawling manor or vast riches accumulated by interest. Can’t afford those black leather boots they really want. Travels as a bat to save money not cuz they like it.

I wanted to make my own custom banner for my profile, so, uh... Here it is. Figured I should have a Twisted Wonderland image for my banner, since, you know, I write TWST smut, but I also really liked the Kakashi sensei reading smut image I had before.

So boom. I combined them.

Crowley reading Naruto smut. How weeby is that shit?

Made in ✨️Procreate✨️.

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There’s some old links floating around. This is the true masterlist link!

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