I Find It Funny How Malleus Is Known To Have A Breeding Kink In The Fanfic Community But Collectively

Really love how this generation turned the tables and created this situation where instead of people being scared of cryptids, the cryptids are dead terrified of horny humans.

"You foolish human, I'm going to eat you!"

"Alright, I'm down for it, eat me monster daddy"

"What the fuck"

Here is the second story to the poll I had

Dom tentacle monster x reader

You went down to the beach to relax. As you walked along, you found a small cave in the rocks. You decided to go explore. You could tell from the tide pools that the tide would rise enough to come into the cave but not so much as you wouldn't be able to get out at high tide.

As you looked through the tide pools you felt a small grasp on your ankle. You were expecting a small inquisitive octopus but instead you only saw a long tentacle reaching out of a small hole.

You watched as it slowly wrapped itself around your leg as another tentacle immerged from the hole. You knew what was happening. You read stories in the news of tentacle monsters but they were always far off. You didn't expect to find one so close to home. You could feel yourself get aroused as the tip of the first tentacle reached the hem of your swimsuit and the other started up your other ankle.

You take a few steps further deeper into the cave, away from the wave pools with the hard rocks to the softer sands as the tentacle monster following you. You sit down in the sand as it fully comes out of its hole. It watches you closely as it begins tugging down your bottoms to your knees.

You're not sure if it could smell your arousal or just seeing it free of clothing but the monster sped up it's advances on you. Both of your legs were now wrapped with the tentacles and others were now feeling it's way up your body to pinch around your nipples, occasionally sucking on it with a sucker and pulling up, making a popping sound.

It is now rubbing on your bits. You were biting your lip to stop from moaning out loud as it proceeded to lube you up with it's juices. Two small tentacles begins slowly stretching your ass as 1 keep rubbing on your front.

It finally found your sensitive spot. You couldn't help but loudly moan out and snap your legs shut on the tentacles. It quickly regain control and forces your legs back open as another tentacle is now muffling your moans as it pushes it way into your mouth. You try to stop it from rubbing that spot but as soon as you touch the tentacle monster, more tentacles wrap around your wrists and pin them to your side.

As if you weren't even pushing and struggling back, it folds your legs up and wraps the tentacles around your wrists and legs together. 'If this was a person, they would have you in a mating press,' you thought. As if it heard your thoughts, the tentacles working on you enter you and keep rubbing your sweet spot. You instantly cummed against it. But the monster wasn't done with you.

It adjusted itself until it's mouth was over your front and began licking up the mess you made from your orgasm. The whole time, it continued to pump in and out of your holes as if you never came. Once you were cleaned up with it's tongue, it made you a mess again by cumming all over, in and on you.

You felt it relax a bit. You were now allow to get up but it still hung on to you, it's tentacles still in you. You went to walk over towards the exit before tide got to high, it found a large rock to bend you over and began fucking you some more. Your eyes rolled up from the fresh feeling. You were already so full from it's last orgasm that you could feel it oozing out as it thrusted in.

You could feel the tentacles were getting rougher with you. It pulled harder on your nipples. You can feel that it was now leaving function marks all over your body. The tentacle that is fucking your mouth wrapped around your throat as it began to fuck itself deeper down your throat, you could feel it tighten as the bulge of tip worked it's way down your throat. The tentacles that were holding your legs open were joining the others to stretch you further and fill you up more.

This time you came again with the monster. When is pulled is self out of you, you felt hollow. You rolled over onto your back. You watched it retreat back to the hole it first came from. But now high tide was in. You could swim out. Well normally you could but now your legs were noodles. There is no way you could swim out now.

You looked at your body and it was covered in dots and spots of all different sizes from the suckers. You decided that your only option was to take a nap and wait either for the tide to roll back out or until your legs had strength.

When you awoke, you could see the tide did recede. But you couldn't move. There was the tentacle monster again lubing you up. But it appears it has told it's buddies as there was 2 more now working there way to you. You can't believe it yourself but you already felt excited with what was to come.

Things we do everyday that are worth romanticizing

Deep thinking about how our life can be completely different if we had enough courage  to make different decisions.

Saving some random quotes that strangely define how you’re feeling or simply describe the situation you’re in.

Realizing that you can seriously relate to some strangers on the internet.

Having a special pyjama that you wear frequently because it simply makes you happy.

Eating that chocolate bar right after buying it because you can’t wait to eat it until you’re at the school break.

Starring at the window and daydreaming.

Feeling really moved or sad after watching a great show/Movie. 

Once you put your headphones on goodbye world, you’re literally living in a musical. 

Creating a vision board on Pinterest to push yourself into manifesting the life you dream of. 

Listening to the same song hundreds of times and still not getting enough of it.

Saying you don’t dance while you always do it when you’re by yourself.

Laying on the floor and starring at the ceilings. 

Having unusual moments of strong appreciation for yourself and realizing how unique you are.  

Saving money for a special something you crave having. 

Brushing your hair silently.

10 (UNIQUE) FIGHT SCENE PROMPTS FOR CREATIVE WRITERS:

Six people locked in a room are each armed with one of the six weapons from Clue; a revolver, a dagger, a knife, a candle stick, a wrench, a led pipe, and a rope.

The groom uses the bride's veil to suffocate her.

Astronauts fight in outer space; oxygen tanks are broken, crew members are strangled with cables, windows get shattered, specimens are on the loose, and one person starts a fire in the engine room.

Someone uses an object that usually isn't generally considered effective for fighting; they succeed nevertheless.

Two army leaders command their troops in a real-life game of chess; kings, queens, rooks, knights, bishops, pawns and all.

The hero accidentally kills an innocent bystander; they have to deal with the trauma afterwards.

The protagonist kills someone with a single punch to the gut.

Character A and Character B are handcuffed together and each armed with a razor-sharp knife.

Instead of using paintball guns, a group of teenagers are unknowingly armed with actual rifles and real bullets.

The battle takes place in a padded cell at a psychiatric hospital: no weapons, cushions lining the walls and only their bare hands to complete the kill.

✧*:･ﾟ Ghibli’s Enchanting Creatures *:･ﾟ✧

ARAY. OUCH. OW.

Sebek thots???????

-꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱

I am sad <3

Sebek Zigvolt | ANGST

Lord Malleus Draconia loves you. A truth so written in fact that anyone can see, from the way he simply talks about you. Bringing you up in every conversation, from his usual singled toned voice, that doesnt often reveal his like or dislike/(unless he so chooses for one to be aware of his feelings), but when speaking of you, there’s clear like—love—desire. Something that sometimes doesnt sit right within the pits of his stomach. That sometimes has him nervous and anxious, and worried.

Sebek Zigvolt loves you. Yet he would never compete against his own lord, for if the future king asked for you to be his, Sebek would, oh so painfully, give you away. He knows that whatever he feels for you and the secret relationship you both have should end, that he should rip the bandaid off without remorse, for you are just a lowly human…that’s all you are…that’s all you should be. Not the bearer of his heart, not the light within his darkness. Yet if he could he find a way, a way to convince, a way to share you with his future King. He shouldn’t think of it, yet sometimes, he wonders if you possibly feel for Lord Malleus the way he feels for you.

Why am I just seeing this now.

“Ara, ara, gomen.” ── Saltyshima, Bean Pole, Tsukisaurus Rex.

27／9 ; Leo, did you really design a whole encyclopaedia just to put Tsukishima Kei in it? Yes. Bean pole deserves this. Also, this is the only way short-ies like me can establish dominance hhhh. HMU if any of you find yourselves unfortunate enough to be making a textbook,, and don’t tell my lecturer I forgot my weight units!

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