It's Like The Thing Between Sam Milby And Sam Pinto 💀

It's like the thing between Sam Milby and Sam Pinto 💀

What if i told you this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

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lmfao Idk what to say This is funny af

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mulandi

2 years ago

LITERALLY BEGGING 😭 I NEED MORE OBITO ANGST. AN UNREQUITED LOVE AND ALL THAT SHIT.

Dear Anime fic writers, especially those who write for Naruto characters, could you make more Obito, Genma, Shikamaru angst stories? Pleaaassseeee...

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mulandi

2 years ago

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER READ 😭

✿ : annoying sex habits; pillars

synopsis: annoying (?) things that come up when you have sex with your respective hashira

pairings: tomioka giyuu x f!reader, shinazugawa sanemi x f!reader, rengoku kyojuro x f!reader, uzui tengen x f!reader, iguro obanai x f!reader, himejima gyomei x f!reader

warnings: minors dni, explicit smut, rough sex, cursing, no beta

notes: slander, just slander. and crack. i apologize for spelling/grammatical errors !

GIYUU:

awkwardly quiet from start to finish

like damn, mf, not even a grunt? A GASP? 😭

his breathing doesn’t even pick up

he’s just silently hovering above, swiftly thrusting into you

even when he cums—NOTHING!!

LIKE CAN YOU AT LEAST SIGH??

and to top it off, after he cums he just sorta rolls over and pets you on the head? like he wants to smooth your hair back but he’s too afraid to commit??? like he wasn’t all up in your guts like two seconds ago?? ✋😐

you genuinely have no clue if he’s enjoying himself or not

you have to sit him down and admit to him that you feel a lil insecure because he doesn’t seem to be enjoying himself

giyuu feels TERRIBLE because he loves you deeply and is affected by you sm but he just can’t stand hearing himself moaning

his moans are kinda high-pitched, almost keening, and it’s so embarrassing to him

to YOU, giyuu, not to us 😫

“i...sound...weird” is all he says, frowning in the complete opposite direction from you

he slipped up once tho and y’all weren’t even having sex

you were straddling his lap, both fully clothed, kissing each other fervently, after he’d return to his estate after a very long mission

he was already feeling a little frayed from not seeing you for so long

so that with the way your grinding down against his bulging cock, mewling and moaning as you plant sloppy kisses against his mouth, his cheeks, the neck; sighing “missed you, missed you so much” into his ear

he starts to feel himself unravel at a rate that concerns him, you feel so good and sound so sweet —it’s all too much for him

his breathing kinda stutters, but you’re too engrossed to notice

giyuu is like “nope, nuh uh, absolutely not” as he tries to gather himself together, blinking away the white spots in his vision

but then you drag your crotch against his clothed cock so good, so deliciously that he can’t help the shaky, high pitched moan that escapes from his lips

you glance up at him in shock while he shuts his eyes and hangs his head in shame

“wait...wait, giyuu did you—”

“stop”

“no wait! that was so hot!”

almost kicks you out of his room 😭

like i’m sorry, it’d take a while for him to actually let loose but at least he’s sorta sighing into your ear now? 😅

SANEMI:

talks a huge f*cking game about how big his cock is and how he’s gonna tear your sh*t up

bitch...we weren’t being LITERAL

he’s actually thrusting into you like he wants to square up with your cervix

LIKE BRO RELAX???

i do think sanemi enjoys rougher sex but sometimes i think it’s a lil performative

i also think he feels that he needs to overcompensate bc he thinks he’s not as experienced

y’all he canonically has a pet rhinoceros beetle,,,he ain’t as big and bad as he seems💀

also he doesn’t know how to be truly intimate with anyone but we can get into that later

BUT ANYWAYS!

no foreplay, just dives into the pussy

literally throws you onto the bed, sucks at you neck for a bit and then all of sudden you hear a “hpwuah! 💦”

and you sit up like “ikyfl” just to see he’s spat onto the shaft of his cock, pumping his fist along his shaft to spread the saliva

babe that’s when you should’ve sat up and left 😟

HIS COCK IS TOO FCKIN THICK AND BIG TO BE DOIN STUPID SH*T LIKE THAT

between the lack of foreplay and the way he’s just slamming his hips into yours...you are in PAINNN

and he keeps grunting shit like “yeah, you like that? gonna tear your f* ckin uterus into half” WHAT?(???$;@3&:

you slam your fists against his chest and choke out a “sanemi, stop”

he stills instantly, panting as his facial expression morphs into one of confusion and concern

“what’s wrong?” he asks gruffly, gently placing his hand on your arm and giving you a tiny squeeze there

once you tell him that he’s hurting you way more than you’d like, he’d feel bad almost immediately

sanemi sits back, his shoulders tense with shame and he gives a terse, “sorry “

willing to learn but y’all might argue here and there bc he refuses to believe that he isn’t the pussy destroyer he claims to be

KYOJURO

okay he’s actually got the mechanics down

has no problem pleasuring you/making you cum

HOWEVER!

HE’S LIKE MFIN DRILL SERGEANT

like y’all can’t have sex leisurely 😭

and it’s not so much a sexual thing as it is that kyojuro just wants you to be the best version of yourself possible,,,in every aspect of your life 😐

it starts off as like kyojuro being like “ONE MORE ROUND!” and you thought it was hot that his stamina was through the roof

but then it quickly turns into “omg WHEN DOES THIS END?!’cc”

you’ve been bouncing on his cock FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG trying to get him to cum

but you’re tiring quickly, your thighs burning as they tremble against kyojuro’s waist

you’re place your hands on his lower stomach for SOME sort of stability as your hips stutter

kyojuro feels you tremble against him and from the way you’re panting, he knows it’s from exhaustion

he has his hands on your waist to help you keep balance, but he isn’t assisting you 💀he wants you to work for it

you’re sweaty af, struggling to lift your hips off his cock as you pout up at him

“i-i’m getting tired, kyojuro—”

“you are? but it’s only been sixteen minutes?” he smiles up at you, face flushed as his hair spills around the pillow.

“i’m not fit like you” you pant, face screwed up as your calves begin to cramp up.

kyojuro’s face falls slightly “ah, don’t say that! you’re just as fit! here, let’s try for ten more minutes, i believe in you! 🏋️ 😃”

and he looks up at you so earnestly,,,you’re like “godDAMNIT”

he holds both of your hands in his to keep you balanced and he literally starts shouting encouragements at you jskziwkuss

shouts a variation of like “try harder!” and “7 more minutes! you can do this!”

MF, NO I CAN’T 🧎🏾‍♀️😭

you know when you’re doing an intense workout and you get so tired your life flashes before your eyes? YEAH,,,YOU ARE DYINGGGG RN

of course you don’t complete the full 10 minutes but kyojuro doesn’t get on your ass completely about it

he just flips your listless body over and adjusts himself before he starts slowly thrusting into you

“don’t worry, my love! all that matters is that you tried! i’m sure you can do it next time!” he beams down at your whimpering form, before kissing your forehead

he’s cute but LIKE WHY DOES SEX HAVE TO BE A MFIN WORKOUT?? ✋😭

you have to tell him that you’re down to workout with him (RIP to you 💀) OUTSIDE the bedroom but you want sex with him to be slow paced and intimate...not him yelling at you like he’s your coach

he’ll ease up immediately, don’t worry!

OBANAI

mf said “the snake stays ON during sex! 😤💯”

no i’m not

obanai is like “can kaburamaru stay in the room? 😐”

and you’re like “i—um, that would be cool but i feel like he’d be uncomfortable”

and he’s like “omg ur right...i wouldn’t want to watch him have sex either i guess 😕”

so y’all have to PLAN AHEAD TO FIND A BABYSITTER FOR HIS SNAKE IF YALL WANNA— 🤦🏾‍♀️

obanai thinks of kaburamaru as a friend, not so much as a pet so he’s feel guilty for “abandoning” him because he has a S/O now

that’s his mfin bestie 😌

okay real talk, obanai loves you, he is bewitched, body and soul—

maybe a bit TOO much because he’ll literally cum during foreplay and then pass out right after 🙁

HKSHDIDJEI HE CAN’T HELP IT!!

he tries to continue after cumming, but it’s like he’s been drugged

his eyes are struggling to stay open, barely holding himself up as he keeps slurring on his words, like omg baby,,,just sleep, it’s okay

he tries tries tries to make you cum before he finishes, BUT EVERYTHING YOU DO GETS HIS COCK ROCKHARD

obanai was laying between your legs, lip suctioned around your clit, dragging his tongue over the little nub

all while he’s languidly thrusting two fingers in and out your slick pussy

and baby his head game is *CHEF KISS*

you’re mewling and whining, grinding your hips against his face as he laps his tongue up and down your folds

the sounds your making, the taste of your cunt, the way he can feel you throbbing against his mouth—it has HIM trembling and whimpering

he’s unconsciously rutting his hips against the mattress, squeezing his eyes shut as he attempts to control himself

but then you make this sound that’s caught between a whimper and grunt, and it catches so prettily in the back of your throat—

he blows his load, unbeknownst to you, as gasps against your heat

he literally knocks out between your legs, with his mouth smushed against your pussy 💀

TENGEN

not a single f*cking thing

look at that man and tell me he doesn’t give you the best pipe of your life

okay wait actually there maybe ONE THING ☝️

he talks wayyyy too fucking much during sex

and it’s mostly outlandish sh*t

okay, when he asked “whose pussy is this? 😩” it was all fine and dandy BUT THEN HE TAKES IT UP A NOTCH—

“you’d die by this dick, huh 😏”

my pride won’t let me say yes, but yes...i would 🧎🏾‍♀️

like he says the most strange sh*t ever and it draws you out of the sex head space to be like “...WAIT WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?”

he does it on purpose though 💀

he’s lining himself up to your entrance and he looks up at you smirking and is all like “im gonna make you a single mother”

AYOO???? 😭

BITCH.WHAT.THE.FUCK??!!

you literally shoot up, scrunching your legs up to your chest

while he laughs at your horrified look

BRO DON’T PLAY LIKE THAT 😭

that and i feel like he’s so fckin heavy handed omg

slaps your ass while you’re riding him and your whole skeleton rattles for like 5 minutes after 😭

yeah other than that...there is no way he’d be bad at sex

GYOMEI

very...very...gentle

he’s genuinely afraid of hurting you during sex

like he’s so MASSIVE and he’s convinced there is no way you can take all of him

he feels the way your pussy barely accommodates two of his fingers and he’s like “hm maybe not...🥲”

when he’s fingering you, he just barely squirms his fingers around while he winces in fear that he’s hurting you

you tell him “gyomei, go harder”

and he’s like “no”

!;&;&/&/7,$;7)/)/

and you’re like “but i barely feel you moving?”

and he’s like “trust me this is for your own good”

YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE!

when he finally finally agrees to f*ck you with his cock, the whole process takes almost three hours because he takes his time lubing you up and stretching you out with his fingers

it takes him the whole last hour to actually bottom out just from out how slow he’s easing into you

and everytime your breath catches in your throat, he slides his cock from out of your pussy and he’s like “ahh, i knew this was a bad idea!”

and then y’all have to start all over again

he can barely feel you squeeze around his cock from just how you’re stretched around him and he starts to freak out

you have to assure him that he’s not hurting you so he doesn’t pull out again

he’s so sweet tho 🥺

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mulandi

2 years ago

hi!!!!! what’s your process when drawing wings? i’ve been trying to study how you draw them but i can’t figure out the shape breakdown :,D anyway love your art!!! hope you’re having a great day!!!💖💕

HELLO!!! I thought about it a lot to try to put it to words and visuals ^_^ I hope this helps!

I tried to break down some of my own pieces (links to the individual posts [x] [x])

Hi!!!!! What’s Your Process When Drawing Wings? I’ve Been Trying To Study How You Draw Them But I

Honestly, I think I still have a lot to learn. But more importantly, here's a more coherent compilation of notes I did:

A lot of it for me is figuring out how to understand how it bends and twists in a 3D space.

Flow is very very important to really get that sense of movement too, so it's very helpful to get that sense of muscle memory with the curves and edges.

and my final words are go check out @/ciearcab on twitter. the way they draw wings all contorted and with beautiful understanding of depth is my dream...

So yeah lots of practice and observing! Happy wing studying!!

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mulandi

2 years ago

IM DYING AIJZSBHAJQNnqka

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memes ah the gold of tumblr HELP ME AKSJJSJA AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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mulandi

2 years ago

“Promise me not to hide yourself when you’re in pain, it’s unfair that we laughed together but you cried alone”

— Unknown

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mulandi

2 years ago

Aww. I love this

What about Plants vs Zombies! Yuu or My little pony! Yuu?

(it's time to unlock some child nostalgia)

Hello! I’ll be doing the PvZ one ‘cause I don’t think the magic of friendship can help Yuu here much.

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I'm just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, PvZ!Yuu brainrot!

Yuu here is eccentric and a bit crazy. Yeah, they’re manifesting Crazy Dave’s energy and also wearing the iconic saucepan helmet.

That’s just what happens when they’ve been stuck in a zombie apocalypse with no human contact for who knows how long and only have their mutant plants to accompany them as well as fight hordes after hordes of zombies every day.

One day they suddenly appeared in Twisted Wonderland and Yuu just takes it all in stride. Why? ‘CAUSE THEY’RE CRAAAZY!!!!! Kind of, anyway...

So, after some things happen that ended with Crowley dragging both Yuu and a bound Grim to the Mirror Chamber, the ceremony proceed to continue.

The students witness this weird person wearing a saucepan on their head and holding an empty plant pot—wait, does that… does that pot have eyes…?

It’s… It’s blinking…

Anyway, the mirror says that Yuu doesn’t belong to any dormitory and the fire incident ensues.

Everything was in chaos and the next thing anyone knows, there’s this blue plant thing with eyes on the previously empty plant pot that starts shooting blue projectiles at the cat that seem to slow it down until the fire settled down.

Yuu picks up Grim and smiles goofily at him but there’s this look in their eyes that tells him they understand. Of the loneliness they feel, the fear of being alone, and the desire of wanting to be accepted.

They rub their cheek against Grim softly and says, “It’s okay, kitty. You’re not alone, anymore…”

“…I’m not a cat…”

So, major crisis averted, the ceremony ends and the students go to their respective dorms.

Fast forward a little later and Yuu and Grim gets Ramshackle as their home after learning that they were from another world.

Yuu takes one look at Ramshackle and they already have multiple plans of filling it up with plants.

Just imagine being Crowley visiting Yuu and Grim the next day to tell them they need to clean the Main Plaza for their janitorial duty only to see a bunch of what looks to be sunflowers with faces planted in a neat row not far away, swaying gently and glowing lightly before a miniature sun pops out of them which Yuu grabs nonchalantly.

Grim’s there too, helping with catching the sunlight.

“What… exactly is happening here?”

“We’re collecting sunlight.”

“O…kay… And why, may I ask?”

“In case the zombies come and try to eat my brains!”

Crowley obviously never gets a proper answer so he just tells the duo of their job for today and goes on his way, still wondering where those sunflowers with faces even came from.

So anyway, the chandelier falling event happens and the single braincell group gets sent to the mines to get a magic crystal.

The Dwarf Mine’s monster’s pretty durable and even after being crushed under the weight of Deuce’s summoned cauldrons, it could still move.

So Yuu did the most reasonable thing they could think of and planted a Doom-shroom next to the monster.

Grim becomes curious of it since he was briefly informed by Yuu of what the plants they have can do but he doesn’t exactly know their specific abilities.

“Henchuman! Is that a mushroom? Why is it sleeping? What does it do?”

“They’re sleeping because they’re nocturnal! As for what they can do, well…”

Grim just watches Yuu break out into a crazy smile before tapping the mushroom with what seems to be a coffee bean.

Yuu then proceeds to scoop up Grim and lock their arms around Deuce and Ace’s own before dragging them all away.

Grim, Ace, and Deuce sees the plant wake up and then just… explodes.

They watch in horrified fascination at the place the Doom-shroom used to be and the massive crater that decided to take its place.

“Heh… boom…” Was all Yuu said, chuckling lightly to themselves.

So anyway Grim, Ace, and Deuce banned Yuu from planting the shroom unless they really, really had a good reason to do so.

Speaking of Doom-shroom, Yuu may be slightly crazy but they’re not crazy enough to ever give or even let Jade learn of Doom-shroom’s existence.

Or Hypno-shroom, for that matter, because who knows how many people they’d force into a contract if they ever used it.

So anyway, Yuu and Grim become students of NRC and people get to know Yuu as that weird person who always carry around a usually empty plant pot that had eyes and seemed to be sentient.

They also sometimes speak in grumbles and gibberish which confuses others most often than not but they eventually realizes that Yuu’s a good person who likes to help others.

Anyway, every time Floyd sees Yuu, he tries to squeeze them.

If Yuu can’t escape in time from Floyd’s grasp, they always plant a Chomper in their pot which proceeds to bite Floyd’s head. That was all it does, though. It doesn’t hurt Floyd or anything. Floyd just finds the plant’s attempt at eating him funny which makes his hold on Yuu loose enough for them to escape.

Also, aside from Doom-shroom and Hypno-shroom, Yuu’s willing enough to show Jade the rest of the mushroom plants.

Jade’s favorite is the Scaredy-shroom. He just finds it cute whenever they try to hide from him.

Anyway, I imagine the pult plants’ ‘ammo’ can be eaten. Imagine Ruggie befriending a bunch of these and the plants just lets Ruggie take some of their ‘ammo’ to bring back with him. Infinite food strats, my friends. Ruggie’s gonna go places.

Also, there’s Marigold but the questions is, would Marigold produce Twisted Wonderland’s currency or the currency from Yuu’s world?

“I don’t want to destroy this place’s economy… I’m not that crazy.”, says Yuu.

Also, the overblot…

Imagine Yuu planting a Repeater on the pot and whoever overblotted mocks them because what can a piece of pea do to them?

Cue Repeater turning into a Gatling Pea.

Additionally, Cob Cannons. Hecc, even a simple Cherry Bomb can do the job and knock the overblot boys out in an instant. The Doom-shroom is still banned as usual, though.

Yuu literally has access to military-grade firepower, everyone should fear them. Well, assuming they have enough sunlight, that is, but that doesn’t seem to be a problem for them.

Imagine Deuce and Ace entering Yuu’s Zen Garden and sees a heccing Doom-shroom there, completely awake.

After the initial panic, they soon find out from Grim that it can actually choose whether to detonate itself or not which makes them significantly relax since there wasn’t any danger of it blowing up anytime soon, right? Right?

Yuu planting Planterns all over Ramshackle to save on electricity bills.

Wait, does Ramshackle even have working electricity? Or does it use magic?

Yuu gave Epel a Cattail on a pot one time.

Epel was a bit offended because he thought Yuu was mocking him for being cute-looking.

Yuu: “You remind me of a Cattail. Cute-”

Epel: *offended noise*

Yuu: “-and also very deadly.

Epel: :0

Epel then finds out that Cattail can shoot sharp projectiles out of their tail that homes in on people or things they considered as an enemy. It instantly became his favorite plant.

Epel was very confused when the cat-looking plant started barking, though.

Yuu gives others plants if they know the others won’t use it for nefarious reasons. They’d know if they did and it would be extremely easy to take the plant away from them without the other’s knowledge.

When Yuu finds out about Silver’s tendency to sleep a lot, they were very curious if their Coffee Bean would work on him.

Lilia walking in on the sight of Yuu lightly tapping the Coffee Bean in their hand against sleeping Silver’s face. He has pictures.

Sadly, the Coffee Bean does not work.

Yuu asks Silver if they want to take a bite out of the Coffee Bean to see if it’d help him stay awake but Silver refused because he didn’t really have the heart to take a bite out of the bean, especially when it was looking at him with wide eyes and a smile on its little bean face.

Yuu and Grim talking one night and Yuu casually says,

“You know Grim. I like it very much in this place. It has humans in it and no zombies. The zombies in my world aren’t really friendly and they keep trying to eat my brain but I need my brain so I don’t let them.”

“…Your world has what now?”

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