"Stop following me."
"Oh, do you want me to walk beside you? Maybe hold hands with you?"
TWST x adventure time: heartslabyul
fionna and cake got me feeling nostalgic so i’m combining it with my other favorite thing rn
Dum Spiro, Spero : while I breathe, I hope.
Carpe Diem : seize the day.
Carpe Noctem : seize the night.
Alis Propriis Volat : she flies with her own wings
Acta, Non Verba : actions, not words.
Discendo Discimus : by touching we learn.
Barba Tenus Sapientes : wise as far as his beard.
Brutum Fulmen : senseless threat.
Felix Culpa : happy fault.
Ex Nihilo Nihil Fit : from nothing comes nothing.
Audere est Facere : to do is to dare.
Semper Fidelis : Always faithful.
Amor Omnia Vincit : Love conquers all.
Bona Fide : with good faith.
My God. I hate her for real. Nah because my petty ass would definitely take my anger out on Riddle.
I just had an idea for story- Riddles mom come for like a PTA Meeting or family day and despises Crowley and worries for her precious little boy’s future if continues to be headmaster and for the plot just has Crowley arrested or removed as headmaster and replaces him.
She’s like Umbrige level of bad. She is in every class that Riddles in. Riddle is internally praying that this is just a bad dream. Trey is getting grey hairs. Confiscated Caiter’s phone. Probably installs alarms that makes a noise only cats can hear in the botanical garden so Leon can’t nap in there.
Like I’m just picturing an alchemy class where Adeuce and Grimm mess up a potion or cause an accident and it’s just … Bad.
Drags deuces mother, saying she can’t wait to meet her so she see what a laizy and horrible parent she is if her son can’t do basic spells and potions. After all Riddle master this when he was still in elementary school. Deuce is trying not to get mad, but when asks what his father would thinks and he mentions it’s just them Mama rosehearts would make a snide remark about how his mother being loose would explain her sons many short comings.
Ace might fight back- bad idea. “Do you think the real world be any different ? Who would ever hire a slob like you? I wonder where your parents went wrong if your brother was a model student.”
Then she turns to us, “I understand the previous headmasters decision to enroll you. Even with out magic you do manage to keep up better then your moronic friends. “ but she smiles at Yuu as says “control the beast or I’ll make sure that it won’t be a problem. If you can’t take care of something then you don’t deserve to have it.” Basicly says keep Grim under control or she’s sending him to shelter.
Big show down between Mama Rosehearts and Lilia. Calls him a horrible father and down right neglectful because of silvers narcolepsy. Idk came to but I’m curious what you think?
I love this concept. But also fuck this bitch.
Yuu tries to argue with her. "I don't have, Grim. He's a person and student just like everyone else!"
"That thing," the woman said glaring, "Is a mongrel. The only reason I'll allow it here is because it's admission is tied with yours and technically has not earned expulsion. Now I suggest you do as you're told and don't give me a reason to expel you both."
Despite the previous deal with Crowley, she won't make any agreement with Azul and forces him to shut down Mostro Lounge. She made a policy so Sam would stop selling certain items in his shop. She micro manages everything to the point where the Housewardens have no power over their dorms.
Pretty much everyone who is not Riddles friend takes it out on him. Everyone avoids him. He can't even rely on Trey or Cater anymore, because his mother kept them separate at all times. She even moved him out of the dorm and made him live with her in the headmages quarters.
Yuu is stuck. They're a ward of the school,and with Crowley gone, Ms. Rosehearts is technically their guardian now. If they outright fight back, she may just turn over them over to the system and Yuu can kiss any chance of going home goodbye.
However, she mostly only cares about Riddle. So late at night, everyone sneaks out of their dorms to hold secret meetings late at night at Ramshackle and discuss what to do. Everyone debates on the matter. Maybe they can get all the families like the Asims or Kingscholars to push for her removal. Maybe get Idia to dig up dirt and have her fired. Regardless of how, the Wicked Witch must go.
WAWAWA SO PRETTY
thank you to everyone who has requested/commissioned color edits thus far! these were a lot of fun to make!
(color edits are still open btw, so check out my FAQ if you’re interested)
-Nsfw Edition-
Make sure to clean up your camp grounds when camping folks! Wild animals may be attracted to your trash. Or worst! They can be offended. According to reports the werewolf population has gotten closer than ever to the camps. If you don't want knotted up seed filled holes in the middle of night. Clean your trash. Keep the grounds Safe n Clean. Also beware of werebears!
don't be shy. Join them
C'mon Malleus, join them 🤨
(My favorite OB form will always be Riddle and Vil since they look like Queens and I love it hfnfnnfnfbf)
*LAUGHS IN "JUST GOT BACK FROM READING A POLTERGEIST SMUT*
“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking
Im all fosho
The 5 love languages of monster fucker:
Understanding someone so different from yourself
Loving the unlovable
Big
Being turned on and afraid
Freaky inhuman sex
Sorry he's just so fucking basic 😭
there are only 2 sides to the twisted wonderland fandom: you either hate neige with every atom in your body or you absolutely adore him.