If God Want Me To Stop Sinning Then He Better Stop Me Himself Or So Help All Of Us I Will Dip My Popeyes

If god want me to stop sinning then he better stop me himself or so help all of us I will dip my Popeyes chicken leg into my Fanta strawberry soda

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11 months ago
1st of a 4 page comic featuring Trucy and Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney.

Trucy pops into the office where Phoenix is, waving a stack of papers jovially.

Trucy: Hey-o, Daddy-o! It's Taxes Day!
Phoenix: Ah, my favourite day.

She slides in smoothly, placing the papers onto Phoenix's desk and handing him a comically large pen.

Trucy: Your papers, sir.
Phoenix: Thank you kindly. Anything interesting?
Trucy: Oh, same old same old — you could sign them with your eyes closed!

Phoenix raises a hand to cover his eyes, grinning.

Phoenix: Oh? Don't mind if I do.
Trucy: Ha-ha!
Phoenix: Ha-ha!
Trucy: Oh, Daddy, you're so—

A close-up of Phoenix signing the papers; Trucy's eyes narrow at the sight, cold.

Trucy: —silly.
2nd page of the comic. This page is drawn with dramatic lighting; Trucy and Phoenix's faces are obscured by the harsh lighting.

1 month later, Trucy once again enters Phoenix's office, though with a more reserved mood. She has her arms clasped behind her back. On her left ear is a glinting diamond-shaped earring.

Trucy: Daddy.

Phoenix's gaze follows her in silence as she walks; she stops by the window.

Trucy: Meet...
3rd page of the comic.

Trucy bows and gestures towards the window. Bursting forth, perched on the sill, sending the curtains billowing in the wind, Kay sends Phoenix a two-fingered salute jovially.

Trucy: —your new daughter.
Kay: Hullo!

Phoenix smiles blankly.

Phoenix: haha my new what
Last page of the comic.

Kay hoists Trucy up by the waist; with Trucy doing an airplane pose, they run around the room while chanting, "Sisters! Sisters! Sisters! Sisters!"

Phoenix holds Kay's residence card, her name now written as "Kay Faraday-Wright". He has a flashback to last week, where Edgeworth says, "I've been considering asking Ms. Faraday if she'd like it if I adopted her," to which Phoenix jokingly replied, "Keep considering and Trucy's gonna steal her first lol". Phoenix continues to smile vacantly as he thinks, "Edgeworth's gonna kill me."

(id in alt)

orchestrated sister procurement (completely legal)

1 week ago

I remember when I was younger I saw a Failboat video and he called a bug a “Buga” and that’s what I call them now


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8 months ago

HATSUMA MIKU

So there are more tumblr mtg players than I anticipated, it turns out. What's everyone's favourite commander?

I'll go first, Juri, Master of the Revue.

(Honourable mention to my meme deck where you have to get a date for Jenson Carthalion, Druid Exile by swiping left or right with his scry ability.)


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1 week ago

You main Loki so you can steal it :D

pretty skin…. too bad i main loki or i’d buy it 😭

Pretty Skin…. Too Bad I Main Loki Or I’d Buy It 😭
1 week ago

What’s different?

Dr Banner But...yk..

Dr Banner but...yk..


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1 year ago
Will You Purge Heretics With Me? 👉👈

Will you purge heretics with me? 👉👈

4 months ago

I can’t wait for John dark soul, John Bloodborne, John Sekiro, and John elden ring to be in the same room

Elden Ring Nightreign! Let Us Walk Around In The Parallel Universe!

Elden Ring Nightreign! Let us walk around in the parallel universe!

1 week ago

Well now I do

I don’t ship Loki & Mantis bc of their Marvel Rivals interactions (lie). I ship them bc Thor & Star Lord being brothers-in-law would be funny af (truth)

6 months ago

Johnny Cage

If i was a fighting game character, this would be my attack pattern: punch your cock punch your cock punch your cock punch your cock punch your cock


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