Elide: I'm Sad :(

Lorcan: Love is a weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake

Rowan: You are literally making a birthday card for Elide right now

Lorcan: *points a glue gun at him* you're on fucking thin ice Whitethorn

Aru: rules are made to be broken

Boo: rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

Aru: Uh, piñatas

Mini: glowsticks

Aru: karate boards

Mini: spaghetti when you have a small pot

Aru: Rules

Reyna: You're mom seems cool

Percy: She killed her abusive husband with Medusa's head and sold the statue for a lot of money

Reyna: ..........

Reyna: You're mom is the only goddess I'll ever swear loyalty to

Will: *Notices Nico nearby*

Will: Hey Nico, wanna play 20 questions?

Nico: Sure

Nico: What's your favorite colour?

Will: Triangle

Will: My turn, do you like boys?

Nico: *blushes*

Camper: Why did you set your school on fire?

Percy: You're assuming I did that of my own will?

Celeana: (at the first assassin's guild meeting) welcome to our first official meeting

Celeana: Today we will be talking about.....

Sam: (whispering) building loyalty

Celeana: Killing royalty

Arobyn: *wipes a tear from his eye* that's my girl

How would Hazel Levesque insult someone

Hazel: You rude gardening tool!

Person: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe-

Aelin: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Elide: Strong

Aedion: Weak

Rowan: An idiot

Lysandra: A coward. Use a knife