Aelin: If I Punch Myself And It Hurts, Am I Strong Or Weak?

Jason: With how often Annabeth talks about rules I would think she'd be more upset with this

Percy: Oh please Annabeth only learns the rules so she can break them more efficiently

Percy: I swear you could trip over your own shadow

Nico: My shadow's a tricky little bastard. It likes to see me fall to its level

Aphrodite: You love Annabeth

Grover: You love Annabeth

Chiron: You love Annabeth

Chb: You love Annabeth

Poseidon: You love Annabeth

Percy: whut? No way

Percy: *Goes on a quest to save her, holds up the sky, gets scared when she might become a hunter of Artemis*

Percy: *ages later* Guys, I think I like Annabeth

just remembered jason grace was given his name to appease juno. going to be SICK.

"Jingle bells

Nico smells

Percy runs away

Gaea dies

No one cries

Leo all da way, hey!"

"Shut up Valdez"

Percy: *turns on the Argo II's and places his hand on the handprint scanner*

Computer: Welcome, voice verification required

Percy: Percy

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Percy Jackson

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Seaweed brain

Computer: Access denied

Percy: ........

Percy: Dam you, Valdez

Percy: Aquaman

Computer: Access granted, welcome Aquaman

Percy: Can you pass the salt?

Nico: Can you pass your classes?

Percy: .......too much salt

Piper: Your mom seems so cool

Percy: She killed a man once

Piper: Even better