Just Remembered Jason Grace Was Given His Name To Appease Juno. Going To Be SICK.

Annabeth: The gods literally condemned you to die, how are you still alive?

Percy: bold of you to assume any God is stronger than my spite

Sadie: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and scatter teeth on their bed

Carter: A dentist

Zia: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but i think you need to go to the police

Percy: You know that if I touch water it heals me right?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Percy: Would the same happen to you if you touched a dictionary?

Annabeth: .............

Percy: .........

Percy: That was a serious question

Painting. Does that mean I can make illusions or smt?

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On a random day everyone is given a super power based on what they were doing in that moment, people who were reaching for something can now stretch like elastic, people who were running now have super speed. You really wish you were doing something else when it happened…

Lorcan: Love is a weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake

Rowan: You are literally making a birthday card for Elide right now

Lorcan: *points a glue gun at him* you're on fucking thin ice Whitethorn

Apollo: Hello

Percy: Hellno

sally and Percy having an argument over something stupid that Percy did:

Sally: if Annabeth jumped of a cliff, would you too?!?

Percy:

Percy, in his mind : *oh crap crap crap crap crap crapcrapcrapcrapcrap*

Percy:

Percy: well... It's kind of a funny story-

I can totally imagine Regulus being like this

Harry, jumping out of Regulus’ closet: BOO!

Regulus:

Harry:

Regulus:

Harry: *makes a sad face*

Regulus: Ahh Merlin you scared me!!

Remus: Padfoot! You broke all my quills?! Fuck you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

- - -

Remus: Padfoot! You got me self-inking quills?! I could kiss you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?