Sadie: I Wanna Be A Reverse Tooth Fairy Where I Rob People And Scatter Teeth On Their Bed

Percy calls Poseidon dad, Nico calls Hades dad, but Jason calls Zeus/Jupiter 'father' and there is a difference and I'm not normal about it

Jason: With how often Annabeth talks about rules I would think she'd be more upset with this

Percy: Oh please Annabeth only learns the rules so she can break them more efficiently

Regulus: I'm trying so hard not to fall in love with you.

James: I'm trying too.

Regulus: how is it going?

James: not very good.

Regulus:

Regulus: me neither.

Annabeth: What did I tell you about comparing Octavian to the devil?

Percy: ...........that it's offensive to the devil?

Annabeth: *facepalms*

Percy: Why do you hide your true form when you go out in public?

Percy: Is it because you don't want to be the Centaur of attention?

Chiron: ......

Chiron: Thank you so much for that Percy. Now I know who to send on the next dangerous life threatening quest that comes by

Poseidon: Ah yes... and this is my other son, Triton.

Triton: Other son? I'm your heir! Why do you sound ashamed introducing me? He's the bastard son!

Percy: Maybe because you're 3000 years old and your still living with your parents?

Poseidon:

Tyson:

Amphitrite:

Atlantis:

All the sealife:

Oceanus: Ooooo burn! He does have a point though-

Triton: What the fuck are you even doing here! Get OUT!

Nico: If I ever ask, "Do you want me to be honest?

Nico: Say no

Apollo: Hello

Percy: Hellno

Ares camper: You're a doctor, not a soldier

Will: Actually, I'm an army doctor, which means I can break every bone in your body while naming them