Nico: If I Ever Ask, "Do You Want Me To Be Honest?

Nero: I have an army

Apollo: (blurts out defensively) We have Percy jackson

Percy, in the distance: NO YOU DONT

Regulus: I'm trying so hard not to fall in love with you.

James: I'm trying too.

Regulus: how is it going?

James: not very good.

Regulus:

Regulus: me neither.

EXACTLY I don't know why everyone says that

im so tired of "percy gives will a shovel talk" "percy hates will" i personally think percy loves will and is so ecstatic that he makes nico happy. put that in your pipe and smoke it

Percy, reading a fortune cookie: It says that if you kill a killer, the number of killers doesn't come down

Nico, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two

Math tells us the saddest love stories

"Parallel lines were never meant to meet"

"Tangent lines only meet once and grow apart forever"

"Asymptotes get closer and closer but will never be together "

The squad plays uno

Keefe: (lost) HEY NO FAIR I SAW YOU LOOKING AT THE CARDS WHILE SHUFFLING

Fitz: *silently raging cause he didn't win*

Sophie: (Won) One, I didn't. Two, Keefe you hid a 4+ card in your shoe and forgot about it

Lihn: Guys stop arguing!

Biana: *rips her cards up*

Tam: (Left the game as soon as it started)

Dex: (Made a card colour changer and still somehow lost to Sophie)

Apollo: Hello

Percy: Hellno

I love blue cookies 🍪 💙 but the food coloring hurts my stomach and I still keep eating them

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