Percy, Reading A Fortune Cookie: It Says That If You Kill A Killer, The Number Of Killers Doesn't Come

Percy: Hey Nico, can I take you to my therapist next week?

Nico: Uh, why?

Percy: She thinks I'm making you up

Finally finished my demigod convention fanart!

1. Which Pantheon Do You Belong To? Come and Find Out!

2. Fadlan’s Falafels; Free Samples! Catering Available!

3. Blitz’s Best; Handmade, 50% Off!

4. Rudy Rocks; Visit us at the Night Bazaar! Free Autographs and Merchandise!

5. New Rome Uni; Demigods and Exchange Students;

6. Iris Craft; Also Check Out Iris Rainbow Organic Foods & Lifestyles!

(Selectable fonts are a lifesaver.)

Leo in a horror movie

Killer: I can see you

Leo: .....

Killer: .......

Leo: .......

Killer: ..........

Leo: Do I look hot?

Mr.D, gesturing towards Hazel: Okay, first of all I'd like to introduce our new ambassador of camp Jupiter, Hailey, and I'd like to thank her for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed to me this morning. Unnecessary but appreciated

Piper, whispering to Hazel: Why'd you give him two dollars?

Hazel, whispering back : I thought he was homeless

piper: after everything you two have been through over the last 25 years, what are the most terrifying and brutal beasts you guys have ever faced?

everyone leaning in, ready for a good story:

percy: oh that would be our children

annabeth: *nodding slowly with wide eyes as she has flashbacks*

Percy: Can you pass the salt?

Nico: Can you pass your classes?

Percy: .......too much salt

Nero: I have an army

Apollo: (blurts out defensively) We have Percy jackson

Percy, in the distance: NO YOU DONT