Piper: After Everything You Two Have Been Through Over The Last 25 Years, What Are The Most Terrifying

How would Hazel Levesque insult someone

Hazel: You rude gardening tool!

Person: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe-

Annabeth: What did I tell you about comparing Octavian to the devil?

Percy: ...........that it's offensive to the devil?

Annabeth: *facepalms*

*Sirius writing a letter to James*

Sirius: Deer James,

Lily: It's Dear

Sirius: No It's not

Percy: Hey Nico, can I take you to my therapist next week?

Nico: Uh, why?

Percy: She thinks I'm making you up

Sadie: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and scatter teeth on their bed

Carter: A dentist

Zia: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but i think you need to go to the police

Mr.D, gesturing towards Hazel: Okay, first of all I'd like to introduce our new ambassador of camp Jupiter, Hailey, and I'd like to thank her for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed to me this morning. Unnecessary but appreciated

Piper, whispering to Hazel: Why'd you give him two dollars?

Hazel, whispering back : I thought he was homeless

I'm very sorry. This is factually inaccurate. As said by @annabeth-w1se-g1rl, she actually carries 4 knives

Chiron: Not every problem can be solved with a knife

Annabeth: I know

Annabeth: That's why I carry two knifes

Painting. Does that mean I can make illusions or smt?

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