Mr.D, Gesturing Towards Hazel: Okay, First Of All I'd Like To Introduce Our New Ambassador Of Camp Jupiter,

piper: after everything you two have been through over the last 25 years, what are the most terrifying and brutal beasts you guys have ever faced?

everyone leaning in, ready for a good story:

percy: oh that would be our children

annabeth: *nodding slowly with wide eyes as she has flashbacks*

Elide: I'm sad :(

Aelin: need a hug?

Lorcan: Here *passes her some chocolate*

Manon: Who do I have to kill? Is it Lorcan? Please tell me I get to kill Lorcan

Percy calls Poseidon dad, Nico calls Hades dad, but Jason calls Zeus/Jupiter 'father' and there is a difference and I'm not normal about it

Jason: With how often Annabeth talks about rules I would think she'd be more upset with this

Percy: Oh please Annabeth only learns the rules so she can break them more efficiently

Hades: Ask me why I love you

Persephone: why do you love me, hades?

Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

Percy: You know that if I touch water it heals me right?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Percy: Would the same happen to you if you touched a dictionary?

Annabeth: .............

Percy: .........

Percy: That was a serious question

Will: *Notices Nico nearby*

Will: Hey Nico, wanna play 20 questions?

Nico: Sure

Nico: What's your favorite colour?

Will: Triangle

Will: My turn, do you like boys?

Nico: *blushes*