Percy: Being a demigod means looking both ways before crossing the road and then getting hit by an aeroplane
I got gold which is fine but I like silver better
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guys go to this quiz it will guess your favorite color
it said pink for mine :/ wrong but close enough
@themythecho @pumpkin-gizzards @four-corners-dude @hershey-the-confused @ everyone!!!!!! its honestly pretty good at guessing
Reyna: Who's in charge here in camp halfblood?
Percy: ..............
Piper: ...........
Nico: Well, that's usually the one who yells the loudest
Percy: Nico, what's your favorite hobby?
Nico- Slaughtering my en-
Percy: Besides slaughtering your enemies
Nico: ...........
Nico: I like to make leo cry
Percy calls Poseidon dad, Nico calls Hades dad, but Jason calls Zeus/Jupiter 'father' and there is a difference and I'm not normal about it
Percy: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Annabeth: Murder
Percy: Homieocide
Apollo: But I'm immortal!
Percy: Then why do you scream whenever you're in danger?
Apollo: I never said I wasn't a drama queen
Percy: Hey Nico, can I take you to my therapist next week?
Nico: Uh, why?
Percy: She thinks I'm making you up
Hades: Ask me why I love you
Persephone: why do you love me, hades?
Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked
Piper: What's the difference between Greeks and Romans anyway?
Jason: Well, The Romans are assholes. The Greeks are assholes who have fun
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